I think I had a nightmare like this once.

Seven strangers were living in a fantastic penthouse. But nobody did anything. Besides drink. And bitch. And throw shoes. And lose perspective on everything important that went on in the world.And then those strangers were kicked out of said penthouse. BUT CAME BACK FIVE YEARS LATER.

God. MTV would bring back the sluttiest season of the Real World.

The season full of That – Annoying – Roommate – Who’s – Hot – But – Who – Ruins – Their – Hotness – By – Being – Heart – Stoppingly – Annoying.

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As if Las Vegas isn’t already crazy enough, engadget.com reports talks of a giant, 50-foot robotic Michael Jackson in the works, that will stand tall and….well, as proud as Michael can be, before all of Sin City, and anyone who happens to be flying in an airplane above.

Complete with lasor beams and audience-controlled human cyborgs, apparently the “Jack-o-bot” will come to fruition if and only if MJ himself decides to put on a running show in Vegas.

I don’t know about you, but when I walk out of a casino at 4 in the morning drunk as a skunk, a frighteningly gigantic Michael Jackson hovering over me is exactly what I need to end the night.

This is one very, very “bad” idea. Get it? Bad.

What do you think about the “Jack-o-bot”?