I used to think Teen Vogue was the best shit on the stands. All that high-class style and gossip for two bucks a pop? I signed up for a five – year subscription. I found the haughty content amusingly hilarious and would crave my monthly society updates on things like Bunny Von Hartzelcarter – Markstein’s cotillion and the eating habits and bedroom – decorating abilities of obscure young porcelain actresses.

Unlike its mother, the almighty Vogue, Teen Vogue featured fashions that were young, cool and almost affordable. A girl can dream, and I’d rather dream about a $300 Philip Lim denim trapeze dress than a $4000 quilted leather jacket by Alexander McQueen.

But this month’s issue is a little ridiculous. Plaguing the cover are the perpetual interns, LC of the OC and her sidekick, Whitey. I mean Whitney. It’s Whitney! Seriously, though, when are their internships going to end? Read More »

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Which Hollywood Hottie looks more like a Hollywood Hussie?

Douchebag alert.

The Hills has just given me another reason to hate it.

Apparently this guy, aside from “allegedly” making that sex tape with Lauren “Miss Vapid” Conrad herself, is a homophobe and racist.

Or just pretends to be when he’s drunk.

Honestly, this dude deserves a few good punches to the face. Who grows up to become such a waste of space that they do nothing but get arrested over and over and make “alleged” sex tapes on their off hours? This is the type of person we put on TV? He’s not even good looking (um, those eyebrows?), and from what I remember from the few times I tried to force myself to watch the show, he doesn’t DO anything. I think maybe he just played golf and made Lauren cry for the entire season.

Just throw the dude in jail.

Let’s see him pop his collar in there.

It is snowing in April, which can mean one of two things:

1. Michigan weather sucks

2. Christmas came early this year

On any normal snowy April day in Michigan, I would guess the former. But, seeing as I found this nugget of goodness on the internet this morning, I think Santa is in town!!

Now, don’t get me wrong. Besides her horrible taste in men (Brody Jenner, Jason, that other annoying dude from the first season of Laguna) I think Lauren is a fabulous girl; she wears great clothes, carries amazing bags, and is much cuter than her little sister with the monster chin.

That doesn’t mean that I don’t chuckle at the idea of her having sex on video and showing off her infamously famous (apparently) giant labia.

Maybe that’s why she’s always wearing long skirts. I mean, that would be really embarrassing if one of them just happened to roll out during class. Or, even worse, at a Vogue fashion show. Read More »