• The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

    The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

    Before I begin my final recap of The Hills for this season, I would like to give everyone out there…

  • The Hills: Season Finale Tonight!

    The Hills: Season Finale Tonight!

    Just in case you forgot, tonight is the end to yet another glorious season of The Hills. But don&#…

  • The Hills: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Married!

    The Hills: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Married!

    I can’t believe I almost missed tonight’s episode of The Hills. The biggest episode of the seaso…

  • Rock the Look: Headbands

    Rock the Look: Headbands

    [Do you ever feel like you can’t pull something off? Have trendy pieces in your closet that you wo…

  • Candy Dish: Cute Kids, Cute Animals, and Jason Wahler

    Candy Dish: Cute Kids, Cute Animals, and Jason Wahler

    Comedian Katt Williams is missing…
    Rumer Willis is a whack job!
    The best things come in sm…

  • Candy Dish: Kate Winslet’s a Hottie and Sarah Palin Loves Her Privacy

    Candy Dish: Kate Winslet’s a Hottie and Sarah Palin Loves Her Privacy

    Is that really Kate Winslet?
    Stay in the know! Track election results all day!
    Your jeans are kil…

  • The Hills: Justin REALLY Means It This Time

    The Hills: Justin REALLY Means It This Time

    Wow. What a crappy episode of The Hills. Did anything really happen? Did that episode really las…

  • The Hills By Me – Better Than The Real Thing

    The Hills By Me – Better Than The Real Thing

    Obvi, we love The Hills around here. We don’t really want to admit it, but when we heard the…

  • Candy Dish: Hell Has Frozen Over

    Candy Dish: Hell Has Frozen Over

    Lauren Conrad and Heidi HUG IT OUT?!
    JC Penney is gettin’ cute!
    Is Beyonce trying out for D…

  • OMFG: Is LC Leaving The Hills!?

    OMFG: Is LC Leaving The Hills!?

    I’m having a breakdown. I can’t breathe. OMG. I am so upset I am eating a slice of cak…

  • Candy Dish: Why Can’t the Real World Be Like Comic Books?

    Candy Dish: Why Can’t the Real World Be Like Comic Books?

    Steven Colbert and Spiderman = genius
    Audrina is a lying idiot
    Annnnd Whitney is getting her own …

  • The Hills: Drinks Are Never Harmless

    The Hills: Drinks Are Never Harmless

    Last night’s episode of The Hills was monumental. Huge. The early-20s-drama-rific equivalen…

  • Style Idol: The Hills Have Eyes (For Fashion) – Lauren Conrad

    Style Idol: The Hills Have Eyes (For Fashion) – Lauren Conrad

    [Celebrities get paid to look good and serve as a style guide to all us common folk, and part of loo…