The Worst Email From a Guy You’ll Ever Read

Last night, Gawker threw up the red flags on a dating disaster. Since the hot topic features the timeless men versus women debacle, I thought it would only be polite to share our feminine two cents.

We Love You, Lauren Zizes

As I sat down to revel in their renditions of Michael Jackson and Katy Perry’s greatest hits I was glad to see that the writers had kept Lauren Zizes around even after sectionals. And even more so, I was glad to see that she had a pretty large part in this past Tuesday’s episode.

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study

Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.

The Hills: “I Told Her to Put on Pants”

Please let me take a moment to apologize for a lack of recap on last week’s season premier. I left DVRing up to my mother while I watched MSU get slaughtered in the NCAA championship…. And then came home to find out she doesn’t know how to DVR. (She then backed into my car in the driveway the next morning, which is why I am no longer coming home for Passover…)

My Breakup with Lauren Conrad

Dear LC,
Dear Lauren Conrad,
Hey chica! First of all, I want to say I totally respect you as a perso…

The Hills: Take Your Bobo and Go Go

Last night’s episode of The Hills made me realize three things:

I hate Lauren. Ok, hate is a stron…

The Hills: The Land of Awkward

Last night was overwhelming; between the return of Gossip Girl and another episode of The Hills…

The Hills: All Aboard for a Relationship Vacation

Last night’s episode of The Hills was a total snoozer. Seriously; I fell asleep during th…

The Hills: A Two for One Special

[Yes, LC, we realize this Hills update is late. No need to make that "holding corn chips incredul…

The Hills: From Paris, With Love

Last night was the season premiere of The Hills and all I can say is, wow. I have been counting down…

The Hills: Boring Enough to Actually Be Real

Is it just me, or was last night’s episode of The Hills kinda boring? Not 3-hour-lecture boring;…

The Hills: I Think You Are on Hallucinogenics

I have had enough.
While I don’t really love Audrina – she’s not the brightest crayon in the box an…

The Hills: Heidi and Spencer Duke it Out

I know what will be on my Hanukkah List this year: a few private sessions with Whitney, Lauren and…

The Hills: Heidi Extends the Olive Branch…and Gets Beaten With It

I can’t lie; I was out on the town with a hot new guy and almost missed last night’s episode of The Hi…

The Hills: Happy Birthday Heidi

Considering that every episode of The Hills includes Heidi drinking at some Hollywood hot-spo…

The Hills: Spencer Hates Jobs

I hate Heidi. Everything about her from her fake face/boobs to her super shiny and bouncy blonde…