College Myths Debunked: Corn Dogs with a Side of Laxatives

If you go to college, chances are you’ve eaten at a dining hall. You’ve experienced gourmet menu items such as “liquid mashed potatoes” and “Sahara-dry chicken.” And as delightful as your dining experience was, chances are you felt the results of that extra serving of corn a short time later as you were flooring it for the communal bathroom.

Dear College: I Want My Money Back

After four years of attending a Big 10 school, I am now in big time debt. I’ll be in even more debt after I return for yet another semester. Do I have a job? No. Has my university made good on their promise to hook me up with sweet career options and internships? No.

The Pissed List: Remaking Full House Would Be Like Repainting The Mona Lisa (Unnecessary!)

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The Naked Cowboy Gets Serious

Anyone who has ever been to New York City has most likely encountered Times Square’s Naked Cowbo…

Candy Dish: Let’s Thank Hannah Montana for This One

Let’s thank Hannah Montana for this one
OMG. THIS ELEPHANT. IS PAINTING. A SELF-PORTRAI…

Airborne, I’m Ashamed To Have Ever Bought You

I cannot stand getting sick. About a month ago, I caught a vicious flu bug and completely denied i…

Hipsters Rejoice! American Apparel Shows (More) Skin

A couple months ago, we featured the creepiness that is Dov Charney, the owner of American Appar…

Hate Your Grade? Take Your School to Court!

I remember that one exam I bombed.
Sauntering into the huge lecture room with confidence, I grab…

Online Anonymity is Dead???

The internet was the enabler behind most of my middle school drama.
The enigmatic anonymity tha…

Knocked Up a Knock Off?

Going to the movies now just makes me upset. I don’t know how it is around where you guys live, but m…