House of Jazmin: Where’s The Dramz?

I’ll be honest – if I didn’t read CollegeCandy, I never would have known about MTV’s new show, House of Jazmin. I’d like to say it’s because I don’t bother with the dribble on MTV, but the real reason is because I get so engrossed in the drama on MTV shows that I am forced to fast-forward straight through the commercials and miss everything that is comin’ up.

The Hills: Not as Suspenseful When We Know Speidi Gets Married

Ok, now correct me if I’m wrong, but Brody did come out of his hotel room in Hawaii and tell all the boys that he cheated on Jayde, right? (And what the hell kind of stripper name is Jayde, really?!) Does Brody consider sitting up all night talking about his GF with another girl cheating or was he just trying to impress his friends by telling them that he cheated?

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study

Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.

Candy Dish: Jessica Biel Works the Pole

• So this is why Justin loves her.
• The Craigslist killer: A BU student!
• LC will be on Family Guy!?
• Go Green…in the bedroom.
• What is your Beer Google prescription?
• Ew, Amy Winehouse. Ew.

Candy Dish: Happy National Puppy Day!

Puppies. The only thing to get you through a really crappy Monday.

Candy Dish: The First Dog

The Obamas are getting a Portuguese Water Dog. Adorable.
How is this whole American Idol “…

Dear Whitney Port: Some Love Advice

Dear Whitney,
I have watched you since the first season of The Hills and now on The City, so itR…

Candy Dish: John 3:16 Was The Gators’ Secret Weapon

Did Jesus help the Gators win the National Championship?
Cindy Crawford is not a Miley Cyrus fan…

G.W.W.E.: Brody “Bone Me” Jenner

(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E. [Guys We Wanna Eff]. What better way to…

The Hills: Moving Out and Moving On

So, tonight’s episode kinda sucked. (Almost as bad as that picture to the left. Fo realz.) The be…

The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

So, I was gone for a few weeks and missed out on a lot of Hills recapping. I was so excited to get back…

The Hills: TEQUILA!!

Well, tonight’s episode of The Hills definitely made up for last week’s lackluster performanc…

OMFG: Is LC Leaving The Hills!?

I’m having a breakdown. I can’t breathe. OMG. I am so upset I am eating a slice of cak…

The Hills: Drinks Are Never Harmless

Last night’s episode of The Hills was monumental. Huge. The early-20s-drama-rific equivalen…

Style Idol: The Hills Have Eyes (For Fashion) – Lauren Conrad

[Celebrities get paid to look good and serve as a style guide to all us common folk, and part of loo…

The Hills: An Episode When Stuff Actually Happened!

For the first time all season, last night’s episode of The Hills was action packed! I was actuall…