
There is one thing in life you don’t understand until you get into college (besides a cheap vodka hangover). And that one thing is theme parties. And the one thing you don’t understand about them is how amazing they are. Seriously, they should be a religion, or a hobby, or a competitive sport…OK, I know I’m getting a little carried away here but…
Theme parties are the cheese to my macaroni.
They are fashionably expressive, sexy trashy, and if there is anywhere (besides the local dive bar) where anyone gets absolutely crazy – it’s a theme party. Franzia bags look juicer and beer served up in a red cup looks all the more tantalizing. In my four years in college I can safely say that I’ve mastered the theme party. And I think everyone should be given an equal opportunity to enjoy the ropes of a solid opportunity-to-get-creative slutty.
I’m here to fill your brain with theme party kit knowledge. Go ahead and dedicate a separate bin for your theme party goods. With the holidays coming (and with them a whole crop of creative theme parties), I promise it will be worth it. You will need these things to get you through these trying times. Trust me.
















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