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Wasilla, Alaska won’t be seeing any casting call flyers hanging around Main St. any time soon. The faux-engagement of town darlings (or terrors), Bristol and Levi, failed to get them a reality show, so the two have called it off…for now. While they may not be worthy stars in their own right (contrary to what Levi might think), I think if Bristi (Levstol? Brevi? What was their nickname, anyway?) were open to appearing on an already existing show, they might have a shot at stardom.

Picture this:

Judge Judy
Who gets to keep the engagement ring? What are the terms of visitation rights with Tripp? These are issues that need to be hammered out, preferably on camera! Divorce Court could make an exception for these almost-divorcees, but I think we need to call in the biggest, baddest judge of them all: Judy. Talk about someone who wouldn’t take any crap.

Teen Mom
Bristol would be excellent on season three, no? Levi could make infrequent cameos when he wasn’t posing again for Playboy, but the spotlight would be on Mama B and her baby Tripp. We would follow them around Alaska as she taught her son the ways of the forest and shopped for toddler Benadryl at the local Target. You know she slips him a dropper-full every so often under the pretense that he’s “a little fussy, must be teething.” Hey, whatever gets that kid to sleep at night (which has to be hard considering who is parents are).

VH1’s Tool Academy
Levi totally wants to be the best dad he can be…so long as his recovery from douchey-ness is fully publicized and is followed by exclusive photo shoots and million-dollar interviews. Could host Jordan Murphy help whip Levi into father of the year? Tune in and find out.

Or maybe Bristol and Levi could have success going it alone…

Alaska Shore: I Can See Russia From My House
You know you’d watch this. It wouldn’t be hard to find the most moose-ed out, plaid wearing, gun toting folks in town to star in a Wasilla-centric reality show. I, for one, am dying to find out about the culture that spit out the glorious couple that is (was) Bristol and Levi. How important are snowmobiles to their daily life? Do they ride them to the bar? Can you get a ticket for drunk snowmobiling? Is it commonplace to bring babies to the bar? (I ask because I feel Tripp would be adorable sitting on the bar top opening beer bottles with his chubby little hands.)

It’s such an untapped market, these people of the far-north. Levi’s druggie mom would obvi have to be on the show. And First Dude, Todd. Sarah’s American flag bikini would make an appearance regularly. Throw in some local drunks and a few moose and this thing would be the white trash version of an Abercrombie photo shoot.

From PopEater: Bristol Recount’s Levi’s Proposal in Video

CC Staff — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:00:41 +0000

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who shared news of their engagement yesterday, filmed a video for Us Weekly speaking about the exciting tidings. In the clip, Bristol remembers the day Levi, 20, proposed to her:

“I came home from work one day and there were tons of flowers all over my room. There were rose petals in the shape of a heart on my bed, with a box. He got down on one knee and asked me to marry him,” Palin, 19, says.

Plenty romantic, yes … but it also just felt right, she adds. “There was no hesitation at all.” Watch the interview right here! [Editor's Note: Warning: it's awkward city.]

Candy Dish: Bristol and Levi Are Back On

CC Staff — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:00:16 +0000

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The Weekly Ten: Not Giving Thanks

Melanie - Northeastern University — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:41 +0000

You know what I'd be thankful for? If Swine Flu wiped out the cast of The Hills.

Every week I write a list. Some people say I’m like David Letterman, only without that whole sexual scandal thing. Or gray hair. Or late night talk show. So, really, the only thing that D.L. and I have in common is our love of a Top 10 List. And what’s not to love? That’s why I bring ‘em to you every week. The real deal. The good stuff. The world’s most important issues.

You know, like stupid celebrities and things that piss me off on Facebook.

This week, in light of the upcoming treasured holiday, I started thinking about all the things in my life that I have to be thankful for: my family, the boy, YSL lipstick and, of course, the inevitable huge delicious meal my mama’s going to prepare this week. But that’s all kinda boring. I mean, who isn’t thankful for YSL lipstick family? So instead, I decided to count down the 10 things I’m un-thankful for this holiday season (or any season, for that matter).

10. The Swine
H1N1 or any other strain of the flu that everyone seems to have caught this year. Stay away.

9. Speidi
I don’t know how many times I can say it.

8. The Bump-it
I’m over this look, and what the hell? How is this a real thing?

7. Any douchey daddy drama in the celeb world.
I’m looking at you, Michael Lohan

6. Ugg boots
I don’t care that they’re comfy. They’re hideous and o-v-e-r.

5. Twilight
And New Moon. And the actors that I want to slap whenever I see their faces. And all that “I hate being famous” from Kristen Stewart. And the relationship rumors. And anything pertaining to this useless franchise.

R.Pat’s hair can stay.

4. Any and all Taylor Swift music
The girl is officially over-rated. Pretty sure I’ve got Kanye on my side on this one.

3. Ridiculous cleanses
Particularly the Blueprint cleanse. I don’t understand why anyone would starve themselves and suck down juice for three days to get cleansed… only to down an entire pizza the moment the whole cleansing process is over. Ughhh.

2. The amount of calories I’m going to consume on Thursday.
Which, by the way, is an average of 5,000 calories. Do you even know how many hours that is on the elliptical? Well don’t tell me. I don’t even want to think about it.

1. Levi Johnston