I’ve never been more impressed by a hairdo!

How did I miss a Chris Brown and Rihanna dance off?

Does Lily Allen’s new tattoo look familiar to you?

Madonna and her new beau are making it official.

In case you were having a hard time, understanding porn just got a little easier.

Snag Isla Fisher’s style!

Kelly Clarkson’s new album leaked!

I have such a crush on Matt Lauer it’s ridiculous.

Oscar bingo? I now have plans for Sunday.

Keep lipstick off your teeth with these easy tips.

Just kidding, but with all the relentless (and unprotected) celebrity sex stuff going on recently, that sort of thing wouldn’t be hard to believe.

In case you’re not big into tabloids (but of course you are, since like, what else is there to read these days?), Little Spears isn’t the only one on the fast and furious “accidentally pregnant” train. 22-year-old singer Lilly Allen announced she’s carrying Chemical Brothers musician Ed Simons’s baby almost at the exact second Jamie Lynn jumped onto the cover of Ok! Magazine, while beating out both starlets in the baby drama department was presidential hopeful John Edwards.

That’s right. John Edwards. The guy with the hair. Who’s running for president.

Apparently, some chick told the National Enquirer a few months back that Edwards cheated on his sick wife with her, leaving her sperminated and disgraced.

The news today is that an “ex-key official” in Edwards’s campaign (who has a family of his own) is actually the baby daddy, allowing Edwards to have some of his integrity back, but not all, since he totally had a lying bastard working for him. Read More »

It’s no surprise that the beehive is back. A. Simp first started it with the small bang pompadour a few years ago. Ever since then, the beehive has just been growing…literally.

The beehive, donned by the likes of Audrey Hepburn and Marge Simpson, has made an appearance on some of our favorite troubled musicians. Amy Winehouse is known for the ‘do with Britney and Lilly Allen following her lead. Even Scar-Jo took the look for a test run at the Louis Vuitton runway show in Paris. Read More »