I guess putting yourself on house arrest is one way to stay out of trouble. Lindsay Lohan has decided to stay in until her probation is over on March 29th, and I’d say that’s a smart idea. It would be smarter if she had thought of that earlier, but whatever. Last week, a club manager claimed that Lilo hit him with her car when leaving, but she allegedly switched seats with her passenger to avoid charges. The manager was fine so no charges are being made right now, but they could in the future. She said that these claims are completely false, and let’s sure hope so. Read More »
Lindsay Lohan Has Locked Herself Up
Will This Lindsay Lohan Comeback Actually Stick?
That’s the million dollar question, huh? I feel like we’ve been waiting so long for Lindsay Lohan to make a real comeback and steal our hearts like she did back in the day. After several stints in jail and her court fiascos, all of us have been wishing that cute little ginger would turn her life around. But she keeps proving us wrong over and over, so I don’t blame the world for thinking she can’t do it. On the flip side, someone’s got to give her a little hope. Leave it to the folks at Saturday Night Live to give her a billionth chance, and she thinks she did a great job.
Well, props to Lindsay for taking a break from the morgue to attempt a comeback at acting. It takes a lot of guts to make fun of yourself and all of your scandals on public television. Sadly, it wasn’t quite the performance we were looking for. In between jokes about her drug use, brief time as a lesbian, car chases, and bad movies, you can catch Lindsay staring at the cue cards and being super awkward. I couldn’t help but cringe. Read More »
5 Ways Michael Lohan Will React To Being Excluded from The Family XMAS Card

Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card (see it here) and despite LiLo’s unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?
Where is Michael Lohan?
Turns out he couldn’t make it to the family photo shoot because he was busy attending his court-ordered vacation at a rehab center in Florida. While I’d love to say that he’s a calm and rational man, capable of understanding why he was left out of the family card, I can’t.
So here are a few predictions on how I think he’ll react:

Actresses Who Attempted Singing Careers… And Failed

Singing is a sensitive topic, and very few of us can really do it. Once, my best friends attempted to ban me from singing in the car… rude.
The issue is that some people use their fame to jumpstart a singing career that should never have even popped into their pretty little heads. Not everyone can make the seamless transition from acting to singing sensation like Jennifer Lopez (props girl!). Take a gander at these lovely ladies who sang, but really shouldn’t have. At least their career flops have resulted in hilarious music videos with some pretty terrible dancing. Bless their hearts.
6 Movies That Made Me Want to go to Camp

Every summer, until I was 14, I would beg my parents to send me to sleepaway camp. I would promise I wouldn’t call home and told them I could handle being in the woods for a couple of weeks. And every summer I got the same answer, no. So I did what any other pre-teen would do, hung out at the mall, hit up the beach, and watched movies that made me feel like I was at summer camp.
Now before I go on, I should tell you I finally got my experience at sleepaway camp, I worked as a Unit Leader for an entire summer at a girl scout camp in Virgina. And can I just say, what a rip off! Besides having the exact cabins as Parent Trap (we almost put one of the counselors furniture on the roof just because) it was NOTHING like the movies. So if you missed out, don’t worry…you didn’t miss much.
Still, every time I see camp rock (my sister’s 12, she watches it..I just happen to be in the same room), or any other crazy camp movie I can’t help but wish I was 10 again so I could have my very own camp adventure. So, since it’s almost that time of year again, here are 6 movies that made me want to go to camp:
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J. Biebs did WHAT to the paps!?
Hahaha…this is funny
Male celebs who have jumped the shark
Guess who is hosting the mtvU Woodies
10 ideas for original theme parties
LiLo’s newest message to her crazy padre
To match or not to match makeup
Candy Dish: I Love You Man

Men dish on their best and worst gifts
7 period problems you shouldn’t ignore
The ultimate holiday movie mix-ups mash-up
Send some hilarious holiday cards
What does high fashion have to do with goodwill shopping?
This is seriously my new favorite song
LiLo is getting violent in rehab
Ryan Reynolds dishes on ScarJo
Last minute gifts from the drugstore
Candy Dish: Move Away From The Phone

3 reasons he didn’t call you back
Start working out now if you want to be fit in your 40s
Wanna see some reality stars fight?
Hot sex tips for the holidays
The best fragrances to buy a guy
People can’t stop talking about this XMAS card
8 things every girl should know about stds
Candy Dish: We’re So Over Them

Taylor Swift admits WHAT!?
How sexbots will change the world
I want to give my boyfriend an ultimatum
When can I expect the guy to make the post-sex call?
Who is Natalie Portman’s newest sex scene with?
An open letter to NBC about their changes
Candy Dish: Facebook FAIL

Candy cane cocoa sounds amazing
If you like leopard, you’ll love these
Don’t get inked Harry Potter!
This girl has too much time on her hands
Great road trip movies you need to see
Is Michael Jackson’s new song real?


















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