And it’s Lilo’s sloppy seconds. Though, who isn’t?

Tread lightly, Ryan Seacrest.

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Speaking of Sarah, get the rundown of her interview with Oprah.

5 reasons kissing is good for you!

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So, after what seems like 1,000 years without a little Heidi and Tim in my life, Project Runway made its return last night. For 4.5 hours. And I was in heaven.

Of course, before we got to meet the new designers in the main event, we had a little taste of some of our favorite designers from previous seasons in the Project Runway All-Star Challenge. I was more than happy to spend two hours with Chris March, Santino Rice, Daniel Vosovic, among others, but after seeing the snooze-fest of a cast that is season six, I wish I hadn’t been teased with such greatness.

Yeah, I said it. I think this season’s cast is bo-to-the-ring. But we’ll get to that in a moment.

The All-Star challenge was star studded (Nicole Kidman, what?!), suspenseful (“Project Runway on steroids,” according to Uli), and fun to watch (except for Jeffrey’s new ’stache – what the eff was up with that?). And it had a fantastic ending for my favorite designer in PR history, which I won’t share here in case some of you missed it. (It was Daniel! Sorry, I can’t keep it to myself. I just love him so much and he should have one the first time around!!)

Once King Daniel was crowned, it was time for the real deal: the Project Runway Season 6 premiere. I ran to the bathroom quickly (turning the TV up loud enough so I wouldn’t miss a moment), then grabbed a snack and settled in for amazingness.

And I waited.
And waited.

Yup. A full 60 mins went by and I got nothing. Sure, some of the new designers proved they had the talent to be on the show, and some of them brought the weird, but did any of them have a Christian/Santino/Jay McCaroll personality? One word: nopers. Read More »

Do I even have to ask what you think?

Hey, LiLo – put on a bra!

American Idol is really scraping for some judges.

Brad Pitt likes the pot.

Brett Favre really needs to make up his damn mind.

Can Keri Hilson save R. Kelly’s career?

Brit and LiLo hanging out? God help us all.

Dance Dance Revolution for lazy people.

OMG, they ARE dating!!

Let’s talk about the G-spot. With old people.

Woman’s shelter being shut down…for not allowing men.

Dorm room gardening!

I don’t want to know…

Victoria’s Secret’s Pink launches new bath line.

Isla Fisher’s got some style

This whole monkey story is so sad. And he was so cute.

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What is Obama’s housing plan?

Spring is just around the corner…time for Spring makeup! YES!

Posh can do no wrong…ever.

Lilo and Chace Crawford? Absolutely not.

Selena Gomez is adorable…and soo over N. Jonas.

What Brad Pitt’s Oscar speech really said.

Rumor has it LiLo and Samantha Ronson are dunzo.

The best sales on the web.

Dogs with hiccups? Cutest thing ever.

Paula Abdul wants her own show?

Forget the Chi – this is the new must-have hair iron.

Everything you need to know about filing a FAFSA.

How to get rid of…unwanted guests.

Wayne State is bringing vocabulary back.

Hot shoes on a student budget.

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100 tools to help you meet your fitness goals.

Credit card companies set limits based on where you shop.

Watch the Couric/Palin interview here. One word: Oy.

Suri Cruise has no friends.

Parents just don’t understand….

Drew Barrymore eats Ed Westwick’s face.

McCain cancels on Letterman…tsk tsk tsk.

Justin Long can’t seem to hold onto a lady.

Apparently the 90210 girls DO eat!

Britney Spears channels Posh Spice.

Kirk Cameron is making a comeback.

Threesome for LiLo and Sam…and Mickey Mouse.

Looks like Hef’s Viagra ran out… he loses another one.

Is Tina Fey a bad role model for women?

Michael Lohan’s thoughts on Samantha Ronson and her toilet paper preferences.

Perez Hilton writes a song. If you value your sanity, do not click here.

First Britney Spears created a perfume. Then Jessica Simpson started designing clothes. Then Lindsay Lohan threatened to bring us leggings with built-in knee pads….

And now Kid Rock will be brewing beer?!

WTF is up with celebrities trying to do it all? Just because you are good at rocking the stage (or mediocre at best, if you are Jessica Simpson) doesn’t mean that you know how to design bedding. Or a nice smelling perfume.

And just because you happen to drink a lot of beer doesn’t mean that you should start brewing it. I drink a lot of beer; do you see me coming out with a Wolverine Brew? No! Because while I know how to consume beer quickly (beer pong), I don’t know the first thing about brewing mother f–king beer.

What’s next? Paris Hilton uses a ton of condoms (I imagine); is she gonna launch a line of Paris Couture Condoms? Is Britney Spears going to release her very own Spears-Anti-Psyhoctic meds? Will Snoop Dog create his own Super Snoop Weed?

Kid, I think you are pretty good on stage, but I don’t think you really have it in you to create a beer. I mean, you are Kid Rock for God’s sake; your lifestyle is more aligned with trailers and chewing tobacco than with a nice, smooth brew. We already have Keystone, Schlitz and PBR; do we really need another low quality keg?

Would you drink Kid Rock Beer?

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Welcome to week of coming out of the closet! Or, rather, the week of coming out of the closet even though everyone already suspected you were gay.

First it was LiLo and Samantha Ronson, and now – shocker of all shockers – it is Clay Aiken.

Aiken chose People Magazine (we wonder how much they paid him for this) to share his story, telling the mag:

“Yes, I’m gay. I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things.”

Oh yeah. He has a child, remember? He donated his seed to a friend. Without ever sleeping with her. And he thinks no one ever suspected anything?

People (read: soccer moms) around the world are in a tizzy about this…er…revelation. Why? We have no idea. I mean, the dude is gay.

1) Who cares?

2) Who really didn’t see this one coming?

What do you think? Did you know Aiken was playin’ for the other team?

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Whitney Port is getting her own show.

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Twitter for the Christian folk.

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