I guess putting yourself on house arrest is one way to stay out of trouble. Lindsay Lohan has decided to stay in until her probation is over on March 29th, and I’d say that’s a smart idea. It would be smarter if she had thought of that earlier, but whatever. Last week, a club manager claimed that Lilo hit him with her car when leaving, but she allegedly switched seats with her passenger to avoid charges. The manager was fine so no charges are being made right now, but they could in the future. She said that these claims are completely false, and let’s sure hope so.

As if girlfriend doesn’t have enough drama, Lindsay was leaving a bar and witnessed a pedestrian get hit by a motorcyclist. So I guess she finally realized that she shouldn’t be out at night until the coast is clear. While she’s been doing well keeping her act clean, she is definitely a target in the public eye. It’s probably best that she lay low for the next few weeks just in case something goes wrong. Lindsay won’t be going out at night, but I say just stay in all day honey.

Do a cleanse. Read a script. Do some yoga. Do everything you can to keep it together until your probation’s done. We all know dying your hair back to red isn’t going to make it all go away.

Do you think Lindsay will stay safe until her probation ends?

Caitlin is a senior at the University of Alabama who has an obsession with cupcakes, coffee, and Harry Potter. She always has random fun facts on reserve and aspires to be a professional blogger,social media bug, and/or James Franco’s assistant. Follow her fabulous life @caitlincorsetti. You’re welcome!

That’s the million dollar question, huh? I feel like we’ve been waiting so long for Lindsay Lohan to make a real comeback and steal our hearts like she did back in the day. After several stints in jail and her court fiascos, all of us have been wishing that cute little ginger would turn her life around. But she keeps proving us wrong over and over, so I don’t blame the world for thinking she can’t do it. On the flip side, someone’s got to give her a little hope. Leave it to the folks at Saturday Night Live to give her a billionth chance, and she thinks she did a great job.

Well, props to Lindsay for taking a break from the morgue to attempt a comeback at acting. It takes a lot of guts to make fun of yourself and all of your scandals on public television. Sadly, it wasn’t quite the performance we were looking for. In between jokes about her drug use, brief time as a lesbian, car chases, and bad movies, you can catch Lindsay staring at the cue cards and being super awkward. I couldn’t help but cringe.

I really hope this doesn’t mark the end of the funny Lindsay we saw in Mean Girls, but I think it might be. I will admit that Lindsay looked healthy, so that was a relief. I truly want her to make a real comeback and become her old talented self, though maybe she should keep focusing on her wellbeing instead of jumping back into acting too soon. I think she has the potential to have a great career again, but I don’t think it’s quite that time yet. Maybe she should continue to lay low for a while and keep her life on the right track for now.

What do you think? How do you think Lindsay did on SNL last night? Is she comeback ready?

Caitlin is a senior at the University of Alabama who has an obsession with cupcakes, coffee, and Harry Potter. She always has random fun facts on reserve and aspires to be a professional blogger,social media bug, and/or James Franco’s assistant. Follow her fabulous life @caitlincorsetti. You’re welcome!

Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card (see it here) and despite LiLo’s unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?

Where is Michael Lohan?

Turns out he couldn’t make it to the family photo shoot because he was busy attending his court-ordered vacation at a rehab center in Florida. While I’d love to say that he’s a calm and rational man, capable of understanding why he was left out of the family card, I can’t.

So here are a few predictions on how I think he’ll react:

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Singing is a sensitive topic, and very few of us can really do it. Once, my best friends attempted to ban me from singing in the car… rude.

The issue is that some people use their fame to jumpstart a singing career that should never have even popped into their pretty little heads. Not everyone can make the seamless transition from acting to singing sensation like Jennifer Lopez (props girl!). Take a gander at these lovely ladies who sang, but really shouldn’t have. At least their career flops have resulted in hilarious music videos with some pretty terrible dancing. Bless their hearts.

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I'm so.... tired.

And another one bites the dust.  It was announced today that Disney’s pop sensation Demi Lovato would be leaving her scheduled music tour with the Jonas Brothers and checking into rehab instead.  The official word is that she’ll be seeking treatment for emotional and physical issues, though insiders are saying her list of ailments include an eating disorder, cutting, and possibly a cocaine addiction.  So many achievements, and all before her 19^th birthday!  Looks like we might have another Lindsay Lohan on our hands with this one.

Seriously, though, what is it with Disney child stars coming completely unhinged at so young an age?  Demi is hardly the first to go from squeaky clean teen dream to coke snorting crazyface.  Though she’s got a while before working her way up in the ranks of Mickey’s family of train wrecks, God love her, she’s off to a good start.  Here’s what she’s up against:

Reigning Queen of the Disney Slums: Lindsay Lohan

I’ve lost count of how many times she’s been in and out of rehab, but despite her best mediocre efforts, something just isn’t working.  Is she there now, making another botched attempt at sobriety?  Is she in Kitson spending money she doesn’t have?  Is she at her on-again/off-again girlfriend’s house?  Is she famewhoring with her momager and 40 year-old little sister? Who knows!  One thing’s for certain, LiLo is absolutely not the precious redhead we fell in love with back in the Parent Trap days.

Princesses of Unplanned Pregnancies: The Spears Sisters

Both Britney and Jamie Lynn were Disney stars and both turned from southern sweethearts to white trash baby mamas.  Remember how wholesome Britbrit was back in her Mouseketeer days?  Well, throw in a little K-Fed and girl went weak at the knees.  Before long she was pregnant (twice), bald, and locked in the bathroom having a breakdown while holding her son hostage.  And JL?  Knocked up at 16 was hardly the route Disney was looking to take her show.  Thankfully she was fired before she could learn day drinking and mothering don’t mix.

Maiden of Naked Mirror Pics: Vanessa Hudgens

Sorry, hun, Photoshop wasn’t responsible for those scandalous pictures that spread around the internet.  Raging hormones, a full-length mirror, and a boyfriend who looks like (or is) Zac Efron would tempt any teen girl to snap some pics on her cell.  And in her case, those were exactly the culprits.  Let it be a lesson to the rest of you: panties on, phone down.

Village Idiot: Miley Cyrus

Let’s start by establishing that she’s 17.  From giving lap dances to men twice her age to grinding and writhing on the stages of seedy clubs all over the world, Destiny Hope Cyrus is just as tacky as her name implies.  I know, I know…all she wants to do is grow up and prove to everyone what an adult she is.  She grew up in the industry and is ten times savvier than I will ever be.  Okay.  She has a hot (and older) boyfriend with whom she may or may not be living.  Fine.  Her little sister is a bigger skankwhore than Miley will ever be.  True.  But still.  17, people.  She’s 17.

Missing- Petite Blonde with Horrible Extensions: Christina Aguilera

Sure, back in her Dirty days she did a brief stint in the horrifying land of Disney creations, but somehow girlfriend escaped.  Another Mouseketeer gone bad, Xtina shed her mouse ears for some assless chaps, a spray tan, and a music video that made a boxing fan of every man with access to MTV.  But from the depths, Ms. Aguilera clawed her way out.  She got a respectable haircut, married a nice Jewish man, and had a freakin’ adorable son, Max.  Cheers to the one who got away barely escaped.

So what have we learned here?  Well, for starters Disney breeds monsters.  Drunk, slutty, strung-out ones.  And if you’re in Mickey’s clutches, chances are you’re going to end up stumbling down the same path that you’re predecessors had previously puked and passed out on.  As Demi Lovato departs for some much-needed time in rehab, we can only hope she gets her mess together and seeks future employment elsewhere.