This Is Not Helping Your Career, Lindsay Lohan

By now you’ve probably seen the pics of Lindsay Lohan’s latest photo spread for Muse Magazine. I am going to need the name and address of the person who told Linds that it was ok to look like a crack whore, because I would like to personally punch them in the face. This isn’t exactly the image Ms. “I’m too good for rehab” Lohan should be striving for, what with all of her great press recently. And I don’t even think she looks hot. So now I’m just baffled and slightly angered.

Honestly, I have more than a few problems with these pictures.

First of all, there is nothing sexy about having your butt cheeks hanging out. Paired with your greasy, damaged hair, that picture is disturbing in a way that even Stephen King could never hope to conjure up. Read More »