LiLo’s Got a Foolproof Plan To Turn It All Around

Lindsay Lohan is a classic example of a child star gone wrong. She’s the black sheep of Disney,  Hollywood and the fashion world. She’s done it all: DUIs, rehab, drug possession, rehab, daddy issues, drunken Twitter arguments with her girlfriend, rehab…again.

Homegirl’s dealing with some very serious issues and with her latest shoplifting debacle, she’s hit rock bottom.

The threat of jail time (again) is looking pretty inevitable and Lindsay’s been doing everything in her power to turn her life around – including an attempt to quit smoking – but nothing seems to be helping. And now it’s time for drastic measures. What’s Lindsay’s latest plan to get back on top? Well, let’s just say it’s less than impressive.


Gossip Cheat Sheet: Stars Return to Normal

This week, while college students everywhere bum out before classes begin, some celebs broke up, some got together, some were just plain crazy, and Snooki made books a joke. In other words, after a few weeks of relatively little gossip, a lot of marriages and proposals, and a lot of break-ups, it looks like celebrities have finally gotten back into their old random ways. Yay!

Winter Break Spent Drinking With Friends

1. Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez were spotted kissing – and the crazy death threats began. You would never think that an innocent relationship between two of young Hollywood’s cutest stars would cause 12-year-old girls all over the world pronouncing death threats – but then I guess you can if that relationship involves the Biebs. After weeks of rumors over whether or not Selena & Justin were dating, the two were photographed kissing and snuggling in little bathing suits (Sigh… it pains me that a 16 and 18-year-old have more a more fabulous life than me). Crazy fans immediately went crazier, tweeting all kinds of death threats to Selena. Girls… did you really think one of you would end up with Justin? Really?

2. David Arquette checked himself into rehab. Apparently, he just couldn’t handle his split from Courteney Cox. Seriously – during an interview on the Howard Stern show, he said that according to his psychologist, he was having a “nervous breakdown”. He also admitted, “I’ve been drinking a lot because I’m heartbroken.” Aw – I actually feel sorry for him. Sources say rehab was much needed. Who knows, maybe this divorce won’t go through after all.

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Weekly Wrap Up: Is It Time To Go Home Yet!?

Gwyneth Paltrow sang country, Lindsay Lohan and her father have been hanging out, John Mayer has moved on to married women…what hasn’t happened this week!?  Trending topics this week have ranged from the slightly surprising (come on, it was only a matter of time before John lost ALL his morals) to the immensely bizarre.

Once again, we’ve been on the scene to help you sort through all the insanity and stir up discussion on hot button issues.  Here’s the rundown of what you should be talking about:

-Getting a little sick of those daily Pumpkin Spice Lattes? We’ve got 15 other ways to indulge in everyone’s favorite gourd.

-Rosie Huntington-Whitely has a crazy name and spectacular style.  Get her fabulous fur-trimmed look on the cheap.  But will you be going faux or keeping it real?

-Whether you want to admit it or not, reality TV has changed made a significant impact upon our generation and society as a whole.  Read up on the ten most influential “real” shows of all time.

-Another dirty secret our generation has?  Internet stalking.  An anonymous blogger shares the 411 here on how to do it right…and get results!  (And don’t act all creeped out.  You know you’re going to be trying these tricks ASAP.)

-OMGZ texting is going 2 kill U.

-And sexting is going to potentially kill your reputation.  Basically, it’s not as innocent as we all thought…

-Live dangerously with texting, but don’t mess around with your health.  Just because Breast Cancer Awareness Month is over, it doesn’t mean you can stop checkin’ out your tatas.

-Mental health is also muy imporante.  So you’ve graduated and things aren’t quite where you’d like them to be.  Six months out is a hard landmark to pass.  Here’s how to make it go by a little smoother.

-The elections are over, but the political battles are still underway.  What does all this mean for you? We’ve broken it down Cliff’s Notes style.

-Speaking of battles, hold yourself back from tossing sharpened pencils at one of these annoying classmates.

-Homeboy won’t let this college girl live her life.  What’s a coed to do?  See how our resident Dude weighs in on this not-so-hard one.  Tough love, ladies.  Tough love.

Whew. I need a break. And my mom’s cooking. And my grandma’s cooking. And a shower that doesn’t require footwear….


Dina Lohan: The Toxic Parent

It has been almost two months since Lindsay Lohan last tweeted. Why the sudden change in one of Twitter’s biggest fans? Well, as anyone with a beating pulse knows, Lohan has spent the past few weeks at the Betty Ford Center, rehabilitating herself by kicking her addictions.

Lindsay’s mother, Dina, recently appeared on The Today Show to chat with Matt Lauer about her daughter’s status at the Center. Comforting many Americans by informing them of Lindsay’s “relaxed” and “happy” state, Dina then proceeded to discuss Lindsay’s plans to open her own rehab facility.

Wait, what? Yes, you heard Dina correctly. While her daughter is attempting to stay out of the public eye, Dina is going on national programs to give complete strangers the 411 on her daughter’s struggle to recover from extensive alcohol, drug, and social media addictions. And, she is sharing plans (who knows if they were Lindsay’s or Dina’s) to use Lindsay’s celebrity to open a rehab clinic.

Celebrities often use their famous faces to begin new business ventures. There are plenty of perfumes, fashion collections, and alcohol lines with star studded creators. However, this is taking it to an entirely new level of… well, absolute insanity.

Lindsay is still in rehab. She is not fully recovered. She has yet to be in the real world, surrounded by all the temptations that caused her to fail time after time (after time after time). Yet, here her mother sits — on a morning talk show — discussing future plans to use her daughter’s name to promote an agenda to help others pad her wallet. Read More »


Candy Dish: Some Last-Minute Halloween Inspiration


8 non-sexy costumes
that will make boys go weak in the knees.

10 reasons not to drink Four Loko.

Are you ready for the Rally to Restore Sanity??

PETA supports Lilo. Under one condition….

We’re loving these kickass lace-up booties.

Oh Will Ferrell. You crack us up.

Impress your boys (and know what’s going on) with some World Series knowledge.

Wanna win a CollegeCandy beer pong table. You have not just one but two chances!


Candy Dish: What’s Next for Lindsay Lohan?

It’s back to rehab for dear Lilo.

8 tricks to help you suppress that appetite.

Were these people drunk when this happened?

Halloween according to the cast of Modern Family.

The many (fabulous ways) to wear a scarf.

Truth: I am deathly afraid of what this might look like.

JCrew’s holiday collection makes me drool.

As do these Louboutin bags. Hello, lover.

The Do’s and Don’ts of using your laptop in class.


Candy Dish: Want Something From Your Man?

Find out when (not how) to ask for it.

Meet Madonna’s new boy man.

7 reasons Halloween is better than Christmas.

Lilo hoping for more rehab? Things are looking up!

What’s the best way to tell a guy it’s your first time?

Text message flirting for beginners.

Eva Longoria….raps??

What is the perfect post-grad salary?

Glee girls gone w-w-w-w-wild. (And sexy.)


Candy Dish: Welcome Back to Crazy Town, Amy Winehouse!

Get a (bath)room, Amy Winehouse!

Lindsay’s jail time brings in the big bucks.

Things that make you go “awwwwwwww.”

When words fail you, use your body.

Oh no she didn’t!!

How to rock Fall’s bold brow trend.


Candy Dish: It’s Time for your Back-to-School Outfit

What are the top denim trends for fall?

Fact: BFFs are better than BFs.

Lindsay’s out. And sober?

New dating sites target the “aesthetically challenged.”

How to negotiate a night of casual sex.

Check out Temple St. Clair jewelry for Target.


Candy Dish: J Lo is a Bigger Diva Than Simon Cowell

Looks like J-Lo is too demanding for American Idol.

What are crazy fans willing to pay?

Lilo may be hitting the streets earlier than we thought.

What do you consider when deciding to shop at a store?

This child is too cute for words/the next Usher.

How do you get over long-term heartbreak?