Candy Dish: Man Dies For Madonna

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Man killed when a Madonna set collapses.

Need a Harry Potter refresher before seeing the latest?

Lindsay Lohan’s career is really in the crapper now.

You may want to wear a body condom on the ferris wheel.

This sounds like some quality programming.

Animals on water skis!


Candy Dish: Bruno Takes Manhattan

bruno ny introCan anyone avoid the wrath of Bruno?

Lindsay Lohan’s biggest career mistake EVER.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince premiers in London!

A few bedding ideas for that new dorm room.

And you thought your vagina was strong…

First the maxi dress, now maxi skirts?


Candy Dish: Let The Michael Jackson Insanity Continue

mj memorial introL.A. gets ready for the big event MJ Memorial Service.

Lindsay Lohan’s getting sued.

So what causes the beer belly, anyway?

Chase Crawford and Zac Efron say goodbye to man-bangs.

Just how bad are your health vices?

10 crimes committed against women by reality TV.


Candy Dish: Don’t Mess With Anna Kournikova

anna_kournikova-3440Anna Kournikova opens a can of whoop-ass. Off the court.

How should you pick up a man in the bar?

Tyra’s a diva? That’s news to no one.

Lindsay Lohan is confused by the term “workaholic.”

Perez loses fans due to douchebaggery.

Smokey eyes turn the boys on.


Candy Dish: The Iranian Protests Continue…

iranian studentsIranian student protesters targeted by government.

Poor Piano Man got dumped.

Everything I know I learned from hip hop.

Someone’s talkin smack about Will Smith.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris will do anything to get back in the tabs.

OMG we need these shoes.


Candy Dish: Adam Lambert Surprises No One

adam lambertSeriously, why do we care who he makes out with?

Is Lindsay Lohan engaged?

10 reasons to ditch the BF for the GFs.

Jamie Lynn Spears parties it up…sans baby.

Paint your dorm room and get away with it!

This girl makes us all look dumb. And she’s 2.


Candy Dish: Baby Palin Porn?

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This makes me uncomfortable.

Pulling out may just work!

Openly gay student wins prom queen.

Apparently Tori Spelling killed her father.

Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break.

So, why are these dudes single?


Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

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When I was in middle school and I had to choose between two boys who wanted to take me to the 7th grade dance, my mom told me to make a list. (Mind you, that was the last time I ever had 2 boys fighting over me…) After noting that one of the boys had far more cons (like picking his nose…and eating it), I had my answer. Since then, I’ve used lists to make all of my difficult life decisions: beer or vodka, Kris Allen or Adam Lambert, flats or wedges…

And now: which celeb is worse for the future of society.

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down: Read More »


Candy Dish: It’s Not So Bad Being Jessica Simpson

jessica_simpson-5471How is Jessica Simpson worth so much!?

A summary of Cosmo magazine.

Lindsay Lohan is not preggers. Right?

So, who will be at the MTV awards?

SATC sequel secrets revealed!

Sales: a girl’s best frenemy.


High School Movie Heaven – Part II

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A while back, the editor of this very site put out a query: “Give me a Top 10 list of your favorite High School Movies.” I told her I wanted in – after all, who doesn’t love to indulge in a little HS drama? So I sat down and started listing. Only I discovered that including just 10 was more impossible than winning 8 medals in one Olympic games. And I am no Michael Phelps.

So, I listed 10. The first list of what would soon become many. After posting, many of you seemed quite angry with my decisions. Your comments were full of ALL CAPS and lots of exclamation points!!!! You were upset that I had left some classics off the list. Perhaps you didn’t notice the “Part 1″ in the title, or perhaps you just needed everyone to know of your love of The Breakfast Club.

Not that it mattered; I was clearly coming back for round 2. So here it is – another 10 gloriously angsty high school flicks. Get that Smart Pop ready, ladies; these high school dramas are gonna rock your lockers! Read More »