Candy Dish: Shirtless on the Beach

 Channing Tatum will appear in the February 2012 issue of Details magazine. Shirtless, obviously.

There should definitely be an orgasm 101 class. Or you can just read this.

 Every college girl needs a few tips for nabbing the perfect internship.

Hold onto your valuables, Lindsay Lohan has a new modeling job booked.

If you’re having a bad day, here are some pandas to look at.

 Some tips for ways to win fights with your dude.

The Jason Wu for Target accessories are looking so good.

Yes, there is a space between “sex all the time” and “religious abstinence.”

I think all Dads are notorious for saying ridiculous things.


Who Tried To Get Into LiLo’s House?

Last night an unidentified person was banging on Lindsay Lohan’s door, being all creepy. In a very The Strangers fashion, the near intruder spoke “cryptically” and said that he really needed to speak with her. She asked him to leave, but he refused so she called the police, and he was arrested for trespassing. The man is still unidentified, and we’ve been trying to figure out who it could have been. Lindsay has burned a lot of bridges in her tarnished past, so there are a lot of possibilities. And what if it wasn’t really a man? I mean, just look at Pretty Little Liars. You can never tell if A is a guy or a girl!

Here are our suspected perpetrators…

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Candy Dish: The Year of the Movie

Most anticipated movies of 2012

Celebs who’ve played real people

Elle Fanning is the classic younger sister

Enough with the self-hate

New Years resolutions for the single lady

Lindsay has some trespasser issues

Is a strap-on the key to refreshing your relationship?

Getting Taylor Swifts cute and simple look

You don’t owe him anything


Candy Dish: He Likes It Too

Chick flicks even guys enjoy!

Anne Hathaway has a weird way of honoring people

So that’s how the Lohans celebrate Christmas

12 guys to avoid dating in 2012

The most pirated films of 2011

Holiday pitfalls couples should avoid

Robert Downey Jr. just gets better and better looking

How to hide your extra holiday poundage

We heart coffee!


5 Ways Michael Lohan Will React To Being Excluded from The Family XMAS Card

Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card (see it here) and despite LiLo’s unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?

Where is Michael Lohan?

Turns out he couldn’t make it to the family photo shoot because he was busy attending his court-ordered vacation at a rehab center in Florida. While I’d love to say that he’s a calm and rational man, capable of understanding why he was left out of the family card, I can’t.

So here are a few predictions on how I think he’ll react:

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Candy Dish: More Precious Than Precious

The greatest scene-stealers of TV

It’s been a great year for the celeb sisters

Lilo proves a stolen purse and leaked shoot can’t get her down

The craziest crash diets ever

Salma Hayek prayed for boobs…it must work!

Reasons you need to get on the ‘Glee’ boat

Creepiest moments from the Twilight films

The best glitter top coats for this season

Curves are in this season!


Our New Year’s Resolutions For Our Favorite Celebs

It’s about that time of the year when people start reflecting back on the year — the good, the bad, the ugly. We usually take those moments of greatness and not-so-greatness and try to learn and grow from them by making New Year’s resolutions. Now, we all know how hard it is to actually stick with a resolution past, like, January 2nd, but I feel that celebrities have a better chance of sticking to their guns with the help of personal assistants, trainers, chefs, life coaches, etc.  With this notion, I can’t help but wonder what Lindsay Lohan and J.Lo are planning to change or work on in 2012. (Maybe going away? That’d be nice.)

So I’ve compiled a list of 10 celebrities and their imaginary (but likely) answers to the simple question, “Hey you, what’s your New Years Resolution for 2012?”

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Candy Dish: Getting Lucky

Awkward sex moments of 2011

Why you’re going to love ‘Young Adult’

Lindsay’s leaked magazine causes panic

Been on a good date lately?

Haven’t you always wanted to see Scout Willis’ butt?

Putting all of these on my wish list

Using the apocalypse to make money

Will Ferrell needs to do more commercials

Mindy Kaling is making an animated series!


Candy Dish: Awkward High

Aren’t you glad these didn’t happen to you?

Is smoking harmful for your nipples?

What do you think about these crazy holiday gifts?

This is the greatest dog video ever

Finding style inspiration from Kurt Cobain

Meet the inspiration for the next Taylor Swift album

Movies you may have missed this year

Lilo’s Playboy mag gets leaked

The power of later


The 10 Most Overexposed Celebrities of 2011

They’re on your television. They’re on your homepage. They’re played on the radio every hour on the hour. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. They’re over-exposed celebrities!

In the past year, certain celebrities have been hard to get away from unless you live under a rock or in Amish country (even then, I don’t know if you can avoid them.) From a guy who created a horrible catchphrase and named a drug after himself to a wedding that many of us woke up in the middle of night to watch (guilty) to a televised court case that shocked us all: all of these celebs have been way too overexposed in 2011. So I’ve compiled a list of 10 celebrities that were constantly in the news and in the gossip magazines and who I would rather not hear so much about in 2012. Read More »