• The Worst Drinking Ideas Ever: How Seemingly Awesome Ideas Turn Into Sloppy Hook Ups, the Fresh 15, and Beyond

    The Worst Drinking Ideas Ever: How Seemingly Awesome Ideas Turn Into Sloppy Hook Ups, the Fresh 15, and Beyond

    People tend to make a lot of poor choices after consuming alcohol. And that’s before you factor in delicious drinks and fun games that aim to sneak alcohol into your system that much faster. By eliminating the following things, your college experience might have fewer headaches and exponentially improved rate of good decision-making.

  • Sober Shopping is So Over

    Sober Shopping is So Over

    Haven’t you heard? Drinking is the new shopping? Or shopping is the new drinking? Or…okay. The point is now you get to drink when you shop.

  • Liq-Or-Treat: Halloween Drinking Games

    Liq-Or-Treat: Halloween Drinking Games

    We might be too old to go door-to-door and ask strangers for candy… but we’re not too old to dress up as slutty versions of our favorite childhood fairy tales characters, animals, or public service workers, are we? Besides, if we’re struggling to pay $49.99 for a “Sexy Bull Fighter” costume, dammit, we want to get the most bang for our buck!

  • Go Green, Get Drunk

    Go Green, Get Drunk

    I like to think that alcohol in and of itself is good for all mankind. It makes people happier, friendlier, and much more likely to dance like a fool if given the opportunity. Unfortunately, your favorite spirits are probably not the most eco-friendly drinks on the block (or bar). Instead of forgoing your Saturday nights, just swap your faves for these green alternatives and feel free to party on!

  • Get To Know Your Dorm BFFs

    Get To Know Your Dorm BFFs

    Living in the dorms is one of the most essential college experiences. Years from now, you’ll tell your friends and family of all your adventures and mishaps. You’ll never forget those obnoxious fire-drills at 3 am, the industrial blue carpeting, how hard it was for you to climb up into your bed…whilst drunk.

  • Alcoholic Bulimia and the Girls Who Pull the Trigger

    Alcoholic Bulimia and the Girls Who Pull the Trigger

    I remember those naive high school days when puking during a rager meant that a) you couldn’t control your liquor and b) the party was over, for you. That’s why I was shocked one night during my freshman year of college, when my friend came back from the bathroom and proudly announced, “Oh, man, I just puked my brains out!”

  • What Happens on Spring Break…Gets Announced All Over Campus

    What Happens on Spring Break…Gets Announced All Over Campus

    You’ve been killing yourself all semester to tackle mountains of coursework while find…

  • Friday Night Mocktails: Made me Miss my Cocktails

    Friday Night Mocktails: Made me Miss my Cocktails

    So the time had come again at Syracuse for Alcohol Awareness Week. Basically this is a week where…

  • Ready to RAGE? A Few Cardinal Rules to Ensure a Killer Party

    Ready to RAGE? A Few Cardinal Rules to Ensure a Killer Party

    You’ve finally moved out of the dorms, and it just so happens that your new diggs are the pe…

  • Hangover Helpers: Save Face in More Ways Than One

    Hangover Helpers: Save Face in More Ways Than One

    It’s no secret that drinking takes a toll on your skin. Dehydration, blotchiness and puf…

  • Evading the Campus Po-Po

    Evading the Campus Po-Po

    Welcome to college, freshmen!
    You may have made it through Welcome Week without any run-ins wit…

  • I Want To Party All The Time, Party All The Time!: Ways to Tell You’re Living in a Party Dorm

    I Want To Party All The Time, Party All The Time!: Ways to Tell You’re Living in a Party Dorm

    Heading back to campus? Psyching yourself up to lug giant suitcases across the quad? Rinsing ou…

  • 5 Worst Things to Say During Sex

    5 Worst Things to Say During Sex

    I am an expert in awkward situations. When I first meet people, more often than not, I leave a horr…