• Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

    Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

    The entire season of Gossip Girl thus far has been the foreplay to the ultimate climax in a brewing ‘Serana take down’ courtesy of Team Brooklyn (i.e. Jenny, Vanessa, and Juliet). And not the good kind that gets you all hot and bothered. More like ‘what the hell are you doing with your hands, drunken frat pledge?’ foreplay. Read: horrific.

  • Gossip Girl: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used To Enjoy Your Pie

    Gossip Girl: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used To Enjoy Your Pie

    Have you ever been so excited for something – counting down the minutes, planning your day around it, fantasizing about how amazingly awesome it is going to be, turning off your cell phone so you won’t be interrupted – only to be totally disappointed? Yeah, welcome to the day I lost my virginity my Monday night.

  • Gossip Girl: The Doctor (van der Woodsen) Is In

    Gossip Girl: The Doctor (van der Woodsen) Is In

    Let’s just reflect. Lily gets cancer, doesn’t tell her husband, runs into the arms of her ex-husband and stays in a hotel with him “getting treatment” for months at a time, all the while lying to her waffle-making house-husband back home.

  • Gossip Girl: The Past Belongs To the Past

    Gossip Girl: The Past Belongs To the Past

    Everyone knows Gossip Girl is not real. Unlike “The Hills” and “The City,” who try to play themselves off as reality, Gossip Girl is simply a scripted indulgence with a little over-the-top drama peppered in…every 5 seconds. Still, though, sometimes I’d like to think that this show, my guiltiest of guilty pleasures, maintains some semblance of what life is really like on the UES of NYC.

  • Gossip Girl: Hilary and Tyra and Tori, Oh My!

    Gossip Girl: Hilary and Tyra and Tori, Oh My!

    I have a confession to make: I LOVE HILARY DUFF! Ever since the days of Lizzie McGuire I’ve been a fan. And when I say “fan” I mean “I cried at the Lizzie McGuire movie when she finally kissed Gordo.” Sigh. I also love her music, her style and her sister (but only in Napolean Dynamite).

  • I’m Torn: Anna Sui Does Gossip Girl for Target

    I’m Torn: Anna Sui Does Gossip Girl for Target

    I love Gossip Girl. Ever since I heard Kristin Bell’s first “xoxo” back in 2007, I’ve been hooked. GG’s got it all: drama, scandal, hot men, and adorable outfits. The thing about those outfits, however amazing they may be, is that they can be super expensive.

  • Gossip Girl Recap: Not-So Sweet 16

    Gossip Girl Recap: Not-So Sweet 16

    I confess… I’ve missed the past couple weeks’ worth of new GG episodes. First of all, I’ve been crazy busy and can’t even keep my days straight….