After 3 years of going batsh*t insane, tonight Britney breaks her silence. And we here to cover it all as it happens. Live. Wanna get in on the fun? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below. Now, let’s see what Britney has to say… Read More »

The day has finally arrived:

Britney is gonna talk.

About everything.

From the babies to the head shaving to her many visits to the psych ward, Ms. Spears is opening up and letting us all in.

And we at CollegeCandy wouldn’t miss it for all the Take 5 bars in the world. So join us tonight at 10 pm EST as we live blog the circus (get it? like her album!?) that is the real story behind Britney Spears.

(Note: This is the most exciting thing that has happened in our lives since we discovered Fiber One Toaster Pastries! They are like healthy Pop-Tarts! But even a not-so-bad-for-you-pastry isn’t quite as awesome as Britney Spears telling it all. Oooowee! We. Can’t. Wait.)

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Shaken, not stirred.

Cameron and Diddy? Whatever.

That bitch wore my famous Nini Ricci expensive dress! I hope she dies.

Around this time of year, colleges all across the country have that famous last hurrah party. A school chum of mine actually just called and informed me that tonight is my alama matter’s big Courtyard Party — which is basically a night dedicated to getting wasted and grabbing people you haven’t talked to for four years and tearfully telling them how much you’re going to totally miss them.

If I remember correctly (and I drank a LOT of PBR that night, so I can’t be sure), my last hurrah party experience was dedicated to finding a cute hippie I had loved in vain for two years and attempting to tell him how much my heart overflowed whenever he was near.

He was even drunker than I was and so it didn’t work out. But man, did I give it my all.

As did the student body at Wesleyan University a few nights ago. According to a liveblog dedicated to a last hurrah party at the University, cops and dogs and riot gear were totally cramping students’ style as they attempted to party four years away.

“Dogs barking, megaphone order to disperse. Mace brandished. General Disarray. Continued bustle of people. Read More »