• Candy Dish: John 3:16 Was The Gators’ Secret Weapon

    Candy Dish: John 3:16 Was The Gators’ Secret Weapon

    Did Jesus help the Gators win the National Championship?
    Cindy Crawford is not a Miley Cyrus fan…

  • The Hills: Moving Out and Moving On

    The Hills: Moving Out and Moving On

    So, tonight’s episode kinda sucked. (Almost as bad as that picture to the left. Fo realz.) The be…

  • The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

    The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

    So, I was gone for a few weeks and missed out on a lot of Hills recapping. I was so excited to get back…

  • The Hills: TEQUILA!!

    The Hills: TEQUILA!!

    Well, tonight’s episode of The Hills definitely made up for last week’s lackluster performanc…

  • The Hills: An Episode When Stuff Actually Happened!

    The Hills: An Episode When Stuff Actually Happened!

    For the first time all season, last night’s episode of The Hills was action packed! I was actuall…

  • The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

    The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

    After watching last night’s episode of The Hills I couldn’t sleep. I was restless. I was a…

  • My Breakup with Lauren Conrad

    My Breakup with Lauren Conrad

    Dear LC,
    Dear Lauren Conrad,
    Hey chica! First of all, I want to say I totally respect you as a perso…

  • The Hills: Lauren Really Needs to Stop With That Braid Thingy/The Season Finale!

    The Hills: Lauren Really Needs to Stop With That Braid Thingy/The Season Finale!

    Being that I have a giant obsession with The Hills, I have forced a lot of my friends to watch it ove…

  • The Hills: Where Sweet Jobs for Pretty People With No Skills Abound

    The Hills: Where Sweet Jobs for Pretty People With No Skills Abound

    Yesterday was one of the best Mondays I have had in a long time. I got some great personal news, it w…

  • Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” looks AWESOME

    Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” looks AWESOME



    “The Dark Knight” is already my favorite movie ever
    I get “blackout”…

  • The Hills: Take Your Bobo and Go Go

    The Hills: Take Your Bobo and Go Go

    Last night’s episode of The Hills made me realize three things:

    I hate Lauren. Ok, hate is a stron…

  • The Hills: The Land of Awkward

    The Hills: The Land of Awkward

    Last night was overwhelming; between the return of Gossip Girl and another episode of The Hills…

  • The Hills: Lauren Dances With the Enemy

    The Hills: Lauren Dances With the Enemy

    My apologies for yet another delayed follow-up to The Hills. It seems that my bed was the only thi…