Here’s a shocking headline for you: Lindsay is no longer the only Lohan to become food for public thought!! Wow! You don’t say!? No way!
Well, yes way, I do say! Oh, the times, how they are a-changin’.
Surprisingly, it’s not her dad, Michael, or her mom, Dina. Nope. This time, folks, it’s her once adorable, once normal (or as near normal as possible) little sister, Ali. Maybe while we’ve all been distracted by her spotlight hogging, tabloid crazy older sister, Lindsay, we forgot to keep a close eye on the future of the Lohan clan. How celebrity irresponsible of us.
Most of you may be wondering what the big deal is, anyway. Let me give you a moment to take in the picture above: the cheek implants, the nose job, the…whatever they did to her eyebrows. But honestly, I can’t blame her. If I had Lohan blood in me, around me or even down the hall from me, you couldn’t ask me to crawl out of my own skin fast enough.
Think you can guess the top seven reasons why Ali Lohan is trying to pull the change-up of the century on her roots, her fam and her celeb status? CollegeCandy does! Watch and learn while we dissect the most important reasons Ali is abruptly abandoning her “adored” family name and looks: Read More »
And another one bites the dust. It was announced today that Disney’s pop sensation Demi Lovato would be leaving her scheduled music tour with the Jonas Brothers and checking into rehab instead. The official word is that she’ll be seeking treatment for emotional and physical issues, though insiders are saying her list of ailments include an eating disorder, cutting, and possibly a cocaine addiction. So many achievements, and all before her 19th birthday! Looks like we might have another Lindsay Lohan on our hands with this one.
Seriously, though, what is it with Disney child stars coming completely unhinged at so young an age? Demi is hardly the first to go from squeaky clean teen dream to coke snorting crazyface. Though she’s got a while before working her way up in the ranks of Mickey’s family of train wrecks, God love her, she’s off to a good start. Here’s what she’s up against:
Reigning Queen of the Disney Slums:Lindsay Lohan
I’ve lost count of how many times she’s been in and out of rehab, but despite her best mediocre efforts, something just isn’t working. Is she there now, making another botched attempt at sobriety? Is she in Kitson spending money she doesn’t have? Is she at her on-again/off-again girlfriend’s house? Is she famewhoring with her momager and 40 year-old little sister? Who knows! One thing’s for certain, LiLo is absolutely not the precious redhead we fell in love with back in the Parent Trap days. Read More »
Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton. Normally we wouldn't even check that loser's website, but we just couldn't let this go.
It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan is in deep, smelly, steaming shadoobie. Between the drunken stumbles, the Twitter fights with her GF and the vagina flashes, we’ve been watching this girl’s fall from Mean Girls grace for years now. We don’t expect anything but a hot mess anymore.
Papa Lohan has expressed his worry about his troubled daughter, but we just let it go. The guy wears mesh shirts, for God’s sake; what does he know about anything?
But now we’re officially worried. It’s like every time we think Lilo’s hit rock bottom, she falls a whole lot further. And it wasn’t news of Lindsay’s impending jail sentence that tipped us over the edge, it’s this outfit. What the hell is going on here? The combination of the hat, the booty shorts, the thigh high hooker hose? Girlfriend’s gotta be on some serious drugs and in major trouble if she looked in the mirror and thought this ensemble was a good idea. Read More »
Good news! The roads are safe again. No more drunken Nicole Richie cruising the Pacific Coast Highway the wrong way. I bet you think it’s because she’s a mom now and, therefore, is either, A) too responsible and motherly to do that, or B) too busy changing diapers to go out and party.
Guess again.
I mean, I guess that could have something to do with it. But what if I told you that the streets – and everyone walking/driving on ‘em – were also safe from Paris, Britney and Lohan? I know, I know; when pigs fly. Or, perhaps, when P-Diddy decides to take on yet another business venture.
Obviously, his clothing line/record company/MTV show/hunt for an assistant/being a (Puff) daddy aren’t enough for the mogul; Mr. Combs has now decided to add a transportation company to the mix. And not just any transportation company – this one is focused solely on getting (rich and famous) people home from the bar. Read More »
But you know who did make the list? 100 girls who certaintly don’t need any more recognition for having an attractive exterior. Sure, they may have nicer boobs, thinner legs, tighter abs, curvier curves and prettier faces. But they’re probably all nasty bitches with crappy personalities and little to no intelligence. If that makes it fair (which it probably doesn’t).
Maxim’s annual list is the who’s who of hot women in Hollywood. Up-and-coming actresses, wannabe stars, pop singers and MILF celebrities in their prime all yearn for a spot on the prestigious list, no matter what they say and how modest they pretend to be.
Ashlee Simpson is hotter than Jessica. The day has finally come when the little Simpson, who comes in at #16 is actually more desired than the big Simpson, at #41. As soon as Ashlee had her nose done, guys everywhere started to favor her over the now orange-skinned, “let’s milk my boobs for everything they’re worth” (no pun intended) look of Jessica’s. Read More »
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