The Top Ten Most Annoying Things about Facebook

facebook

I write the following with the understanding that no matter how annoying Facebook can be, it will never be more annoying than Myspace. (Editor’s Note: I am not so sure…) And I will not stop using Facebook because of these things.

10. People You May Know. Otherwise known as “People that you don’t know well enough to be friends with”, “People who have rejected your friend request”, or “People you hate and would never friend even if their lives somehow depended on you friending them.” Facebook has been around long enough that if you haven’t found your friend yet, and he or she hasn’t found you, then you probably aren’t very good friends to begin with.

9. The Mini-Feed. Because you need constant reminder of the things you’ve recently done or said. Or applications you’ve added. Or songs you’ve listened to. Or things you’ve edited. The mini feed takes up like ¼ of your page (unless you are a dirty application whore: see below) and when you try to delete things, it keeps adding other things from days and weeks ago.

8. The Education and Work box. I say this is annoying, but it’s honestly the first thing I look at on someone else’s page. I do it because I am a masochist and I like to hurt myself by seeing how well these people that I hardly know are doing in places that I would love to move to. Read More »

I Can Has My Own LOLCat

So as I’m sure some of you may have heard, there is a minor wave of retardedly funny animal pictures with grammatically horrible captions. It’s called I Can Has Cheezburger? or simply, Lolcats.

If you’ve been under an internet rock for the past, I don’t know, ever, go to the site, because it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But after you travel to this little slice of pop culture heaven, understand that there is something better than just looking at these cute pictures and stupid sayings:

The ability to CREATE your own lolmammal.

There are few things I have found as satisfying as taking a normal picture of an animal and racking my brain to lose all grammar education I had ever received to make something witty enough to be published proudly on the internet — my photo waiting to be snapped up by thousands of adoring lolerz.

Is this just me?

Or do other people find this really really entertaining??

I mean, I check this sh*t daily!