Surely you’ve all heard of missed connections on Craigslist, and if you haven’t I highly suggest you check it out for your entertainment. Yes, Craigslist is useful for buying furniture and some people luck out with roommates, but it can also be a bit creepy. Sometimes missed connections are sweet and flattering, but a lot of them are downright ridiculous. I get it, you see a pretty girl on the subway, and you didn’t pluck up the courage to talk to her. Or that girl from the coffee shop who’s always reading a book that you never manage to ask out.

But seriously, what makes you think she’s searching through Craigslist Missed Connections? Sorry, but she’s not. And you telling the internet how much you want to bone her probably isn’t the best way to ask a girl out. Next time, just say hi. Enjoy these creeptastic missed connections… Read More »

In our first installment of Craigslist Is Full of F&%cking Weird People, we have a Missed Connection entitled “Angels & Butterflys – m4w”.

And so. We start off with a spelling mistake.

I can’t believe I am even doing this, I doubt very much you would ever in a million years even look here! However, I have nothing to lose at all!

I see that you like exclamation points, sir. This is fine, but may I remind you that exclamation points often times make it seem like you are YELLING. Much like CAPS. You seem very EXCITED that your girl won’t ever see this IN A MILLION YEARS. You also HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AT ALL. …Except maybe dignity. And your voice. From yelling so much.

We grew up together over various summers, seperated for 25 + years, then you fell into my lap over this past summer once again.

Your choice of words makes it seem like this chick actually fell into your lap. Was she drunk?

We had a great time in September, and a few other times during the MLB playoffs. Then things hit the fan as a result of emails and all – all my fault!

Perhaps she was drunk whenever you two hung out, and after you started sending her stalkerish emails, she freaked and ran away. Read More »