A Love Letter to the Upper East Side

prada.jpgDear Upper East Side,

I’m writing this letter with sadness in my heart and hot fudge in my hair. I’ve spent the last two months scooping your ice cream and ringing up orders and now its time for me to go home. But even though I must leave, I wanted to spend a few final moments reflecting on our time together.

Like remember all those times when you came in with your Blackberry in one hand, your Bugaboo stroller in the other, and you didn’t even look up from your phone to place your order? I always respected you for your determination to complete your conversation, even if it sometimes meant you couldn’t make eye contact with me.

Or haha, I’m cracking up about that time I gave you two cents in change and you held your hand out waiting for it so you could put it back in your Prada wallet, which you shoved into your Fendi bag instead of the tip jar. That was a great time. Read More »

Candy Dish: When Whiny Celebrities Threaten to Break Expensive Computers

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Kayne is so mad, he’s going to break his Macbook Air

Maybe McCain will dance to Rihanna...that would be true MTV style

Agyness and Albert: so Hipster it hurts

Chandlor Kumnog is all attitude, baby

A moving skyscraper is a superb way to spend millions of dollars, Dubai

You’re bored. So play with Schick avatars (don’t be ashamed. We all do it)

Did you write this love letter?

Mexico has more to offer Americans than pinatas

I HEART this show…and their advertising techniques

What’s playing on Obama’s iPod? (hint – rhymes with Nob Nillon)

CC’s ‘Live From Abbey Road’ Contest!

j-blunt.jpgJames Blunt. Love him or hate him, he certainly knows how to do two things: 1) bed hot models, and 2) write love songs that get said hot models to want to jump into said bed.

Live From Abbey Road, a show that begins its second season on Thursday, June 19th at 10pm E/P on the Sundance Channel, wants to give you a chance to do more than just see James Blunt (and a BUNCH of other awesome artists) in an intimate performance at a legendary setting — they want to give you a chance to WIN stuff. Win stuff while evoking the oh-so-heartfelt spirit of Blunt himself.

In honor of this new show (which features “36 top artists in 1 legendary setting” … awesome), we at CC have teamed up with the promoters of Live From Abbey Road and have decided to give away a cool-ass gift bag worth $180. How does a fateful reader such as yourself win such a bag? Well, originally you did it by  writing a love letter using only Blunt lyrics, but it seems that you  ladies aren’t that into love letters. It’s ok; we like it better when the boys write them for us, too. Read More »