This morning, when my Michigan / OSU weekend hangover finally went away, I came downstairs and found my roommates laying around the living room drinking coffee and sharing stories from their weekend escapades. Note: any normal person would assume we all would know these stories since we spent the weekend together, but it was Michigan / OSU weekend…. Without my digital camera I would have no idea what happened.
It turns out that, while in bed, my roommate’s boyfriend, drunk as a skunk (yes, I just used that phrase) made an interesting request. Anal sex.
Now, this topic may not be as taboo as it used to – perhaps we can thank Brokeback Mountain for that? – but it is still a topic I would rather leave to the porn stars than bring into my bedroom. In fact, I am constantly wondering why so many guys make the request to begin with. I get that it may feel “better.” I also can see how it will really spice up a boring sex life (to which I must respond, “So will doing it in the shower.”).
But after asking around, I confirmed my suspicions as to the real reason: the story… Read More »
I’m having a Sex and the City déjà vu moment. I was watching the episode where Miranda decides that she’ll buy all new bed sheets under the theory that if her bed is a place she wants to be, then others will want to be there too. Or as Carrie put it, “if you build it, he will cum.” So, with that said, I head over to Bed, Bath & Beyond and decide that my even though my current sheets are white, fabulous and 800 thread-count, they are starting to look a little dingy and it’s time to invest in a new set. I’m plowing through the sheets…too green, too thick, too thin, too ugly, 250 thread-count…you must be joking…and I’m starting to realize that I’m just as picky with my sheets as I am with men!
It was just then that this amazingly hot, tall, sexy man appeared and was also eyeing the 600 thread-count white sateen cotton sheets that were on sale for $75 from $100…love. He must be gay. There’s no way that this perfect man could appear out of nowhere, be super hot AND have good taste. Read More »
So I got the first shot for the HPV vaccine the other day. I don’t really mind the gyno…except for when they ask you those amazingly awkward and uncomfortable questions face-to-face (i.e. “how many partners have you had? and “Have you ever given or received oral sex?”).
I mean, on the scale of slutty-ness, I’d have to say my ranking is very low…but for some reason, after being quizzed on my sexual past I’m always left feeling like a $2 hooker that hangs out on 42nd street.
The HPV vaccine seems too good to be true and yes, it only protects you from four strains of HPV (and there’s about 100) but I say that four is still better than zero, no? Anyway, they make you “talk” to the gynecologist before you get the first shot to make sure you’re a good candidate for the vaccine (must be 26 or younger, etc.).
The gyno asked me “when was the last time you were tested for AIDS and STD’s?”
During my three years as a Resident Assistant, I came across some normal problems like roommate conflict, some not-so-normal problems like roommates sleeping with knives and then there was the age-old problem that all of my little residents could never seem to find the solution to – Should I or shouldn’t I hook up with someone who lives in my building/on my floor?
I mean, who am I to judge? I won’t go into too many details, but let’s just say I’ve been down that path and I’ve had a different experience each time (most not so great).
The ultimate and most vital question any dorm resident asking her/himself should be is “will it be awkward the next time I see this person?”
I think the whole scenario is really on a case by case basis. I, for one, was friends with everyone on my floor one particular year, which yes, DID make it awkward and yes, I DID regret it.
So I, as your CollegeCandy.com Resident Assistant, am here with some questions you should ask yourself before you wake up in the suite down the hall, k?
1- Will it be awkward the next time I see this person? (Ask yourself this question and REALLY think about it…don’t just skip to number two because you’re hungry or late for class) The last thing anyone wants is tension in their own room or building.
2- Does this person already have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Seems like kind of a stupid question, right? I PROMISE you…it’s NOT. You’d be surprised at how many shifty people attend your school and have secret relationships. I’ve seen this one too many times and believe me, you will be much happier when you don’t have to meet his girlfriend, who’s in from New Jersey, when he was just making out with you the night before.
I’ve always bad-mouthed online dating. And although it’s becoming somewhat normal to meet your “soul mate” through a match-making website, I’m still not into it. I’m much more comfortable doing the whole hooking up, “then I’ll decide if I want make you my boyfriend” strategy.
However, I’ve been thinking. Once I graduate from this place, I won’t have such a large pool of potential boyfriends to choose from. Think about it, where else will I have access to so many people my age?
I’m seeing now that this whole “dating” thing that happens after college probably won’t be so easy. I mean where am I supposed to meet people? The bar? Yeah, that’s classy. The gym? Um, who will want to talk to me when I’m all sweaty?
So I’ve looked into these dating websites. Just for research purposes. And have decided that if I must become part of one of them, it will only be HotEnough.org. Why? Because it’s for “fit, good looking people.” Haha. How shallow is that? But hey, I don’t want to date someone who’s not into staying in shape.
Cosmopolitan. Thanks for being all about sex. I’ll admit you’ve encouraged me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Today, I’d like to introduce the Lusty Lean. Yet another hot sex position. It requires some tact, but if done right can be faaantastic.
Directions:
Climb up on the bed or a chair with your back to him and squat down. Have him stand behind you, so your shoulders are against his chest. Lean on him as he steadies you by placing his hands on your hips or under your rear. Tell him to enter you from behind. Think of your knees as little springs and enhance his thrusting with your own little moves.
Why Cosmo Says You’ll Love It:
Leaning back on his chest and bracing yourself on his biceps, you’ll feel totally taken care of, and he’ll feel more studly than a first-string stallion. Plus, gravity is on your side, giving him hot, deep access combined with more of a grinding motion than the usual from-behind fast thrusting.
Cosmo’s Tip:
Once you have the rhythm down, change it up a little. So long as he can support you in his weakened state, have him take half a step back. Upping the angle will alter where his penis hits your vaginal walls, enhancing your climax by drawing it out.
Yep. I’ve done it. And that’s all the detail I’m willing to disclose.
But let’s talk about this precarious position for a second because yea, it feels pretty good, but it’s also a tough one to maneuver. First of all, you’ve got placement to consider — if you aren’t careful, someone could get a knee or foot in the face and that’s a real mood killer. So being smooth is pretty major.
Once you’ve made it down there successfully, you’re faced with a penis (which can be uncomfortable and/or scary). And as things get going you have to concentrate on getting him off while he’s trying to, for lack of a better/cooler word, pleasure you. Honestly, that’s hard to do when you’re probably a little self-conscious that you’re both getting so up-close-and-personal, not to mention trying to enjoy what’s happening.
To make things a little easier here are some tips (hey, I’m no expert, I’m just going by what I’ve “heard“). Read More »
Oh yes, the wait is finally over. The now infamously over-hyped “Kim Kardashian Superstar” sex tape hits the stands today at a porno shop near you. Can somebody remind me again, why I should care about this talentless nobody getting shagged and dragged every which way AND loose?
Maybe I am out of line. And to Kim’s defense, I have yet to see this vacant Vivid Video release- Who knows, maybe she polishes a knob like nobody’s business and we all could learn a trick or two from the superstar socialite. Pfft… Doubtful. I think the only trick here is Kim herself.
There is however an upside for Ms. Kardashian. According to NinjaDude.com, portions of the video have been edited out- “most notably the watersports portion.” Don’t worry shower fans, you still got R Kelly.