Around this time of year, colleges all across the country have that famous last hurrah party. A school chum of mine actually just called and informed me that tonight is my alama matter’s big Courtyard Party — which is basically a night dedicated to getting wasted and grabbing people you haven’t talked to for four years and tearfully telling them how much you’re going to totally miss them.
If I remember correctly (and I drank a LOT of PBR that night, so I can’t be sure), my last hurrah party experience was dedicated to finding a cute hippie I had loved in vain for two years and attempting to tell him how much my heart overflowed whenever he was near.
He was even drunker than I was and so it didn’t work out. But man, did I give it my all.
All of us girls have played out this scenario in our heads multiple times (and if we haven’t, then our parents have and they’ve been sure to articulate the matter more than once)…
We are walking down a dark alley (why are we always in these dark alleys?) and we get attacked. By a hostile stranger. He wants to steal our purse or rape us or kill us or all three. How do we defend ourselves?
Well, many women have come up with their own protection system. Some don’t walk alone at night. Others have invested time and money into self defense courses. And still others opt for the bad ass route of the knife, the mace, or the…taser gun.
The taser gun has actually been growing in popularity these days…but I have some questions for the women who are orchestrating this new taser marketing campaign: Read More »
I am as cautious as the next girl walking around campus at night- I carry mace, walk on well lit paths and pay attention to the things around me- I even took a self-defense class last semester. That’s about all a girl can do to keep herself safe from potential sexual preditors, right?
Apparantly not. A new female condom-type device called RapeX is set to hit the market soon and is causing quite a stir. This medieval device has fish like teeth that attach to the penis upon penetration.
Yikes, call me crazy, but I am not about to stick a foreign object with fish-like teeth inside me. Mace is just fine with me.