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  • Prude Woman Thinks You Should be 18+ to Buy Cosmo

    Prude Woman Thinks You Should be 18+ to Buy Cosmo

    Of all things corrupting the youth of America, the very worst is Cosmopolitan magazine. Sure, it's the best-selling lifestyle bible of the female demographic, but now that the publication is putting actresses like Dakota Fanning and Selena Gomez on the cover, the printed pamphlet for blended orgasms and all-star blowjobs seems to be catering to a new generation of sexually active females.

  • Maxim Says the Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

    Maxim Says the Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

    There it was, hiding behind a few GQ magazines on the top shelf in a florescent lit aisle of Target. I stood on my tippy toes and extended my arm to reach for the red letters and glossy pages of Maxim. And as I lifted the thin magazine by its pages and into my view, my mouth dropped and a sourpuss equal to those of Sammi Sweetheart washed over my face. Why, you ask?

  • Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

    Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

    Ok, wow - the September issue of Glamour is so thick and heavy I want to beat Spencer Pratt over the head with it whenever he tries to find enlightenment and become a better person by wearing tie-dye and rubbing his face with crystals. It's stock full of over 400 (!!) pages and it's the biggest issue in 20 years.

  • Would You Rather…

    Would You Rather…

    Would You Rather have an unpaid summer internship with a boss like Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada or a summer job making bank as a nanny for the brattiest group of triplets you can imagine?

  • Glamour Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

    Glamour Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

    I was not excited to pick up the July edition of Glamour. Am I the only one who has a mildly irrational dislike of Jessica Biel? I mean, it’s not like she’s relevant enough to be impossible to escape, and I’ve finally gotten therapy grown up and accepted the fact that I will never be Mrs. Timberlake, so it’s not her long-term relationship with Justin that bothers me.

  • Fashion Magazines Have A Plus-Size Problem

    Fashion Magazines Have A Plus-Size Problem

    When a tiny picture of a naked “plus-size” model showed up on page 194 of Glamour last month, the readers went wild for it. And for good reason. How often is it that we are shown a beautiful woman that isn't a size zero, comfortable in her own skin and naked on the pages of any magazine?

  • Make Your Own Vision Board!

    Make Your Own Vision Board!

    We’ve all heard of Vision Boards. Whether it be from The Secret, The Oprah Show, or that crazy chick on The Bachelor who went on and on (and on) about hers the first night she met Jason. And then got kicked off. (But don't let her bad luck turn you off; it wasn't the vision board that sent her packing. That bitch was crazy.)

  • Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her Imperfections

    Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her Imperfections

    When you see a perfectly sculpted star on the cover of a magazine, don't let yourself be fooled. They may look like they pray to the treadmill gods each day, but they are also just as human as we are.

  • Stylista: Thick Skin Required.

    Stylista: Thick Skin Required.

    I think every little girl one day dreams of being a fashion magazine editor. The glamour, the celebrity and the image that comes along with...

  • WTF Friday: Ice-T’s Wife Has an Official Magazine

    WTF Friday: Ice-T’s Wife Has an Official Magazine

    Ice-T’s wife Coco has been making a fashion statement since the two were married in 2005.  Demure, she is not, but all about promoting herself...

  • Easy Tips for Going Green at School

    Easy Tips for Going Green at School

    Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some...

  • Go Vegetarian in 5 Minutes or Less

    Go Vegetarian in 5 Minutes or Less

    I’m not a vegetarian, but I like to eat like one. I’m very picky with meats (I don’t eat seafood, beef, or pork); I try...

  • Yours, Mine and Our-gasms

    Yours, Mine and Our-gasms

    After hearing about KY Brand‘s new Yours & Mine couples lubricants, I was mildly intrigued. After seeing a few more ads in magazines and one...

  • My Dinner With Maxim

    My Dinner With Maxim

    In my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers, the silly headlines, the boobs-and-beer...

  • Living Lohan Ep 2: Burning Down the House

    Living Lohan Ep 2: Burning Down the House

    We pick up where last week’s episode left off, with Ali drilling Jeremy for an explanation for his bizarre online interview. The argument sounds like...

  • Are Watches Obsolete?

    Are Watches Obsolete?

    Recently, during a rather absurd evening involving a really sh*tty club and free bottles of Grey Goose, I found that I had somehow misplaced my...

  • Cosmo + Guys Giving Sex Tips = Hilarious

    Cosmo + Guys Giving Sex Tips = Hilarious

    Cosmo, the magazine I just love to hate, recently ran an article creatively called “Sex Tips From Guys.” The tips weren’t so much “tips” as...

  • Brit’s Lawyers Quit, We Become Her Only Hope

    Brit’s Lawyers Quit, We Become Her Only Hope

    When lawyers are afraid of you, you know there’s a problem. As of Wednesday, Britney Spears’s custody battle just got a little more unbelievable. Her...

  • Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

    Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

    A few years ago, Match Point was on HBO. Having nothing better to do, I began watching it, and noticed a pretty hot guy I’d...