• Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we’ve had when we’ve needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You’re cheap, you’re handy, and you’re my BFF.

  • Makeup 101: Wash Away Your Halloween

    Makeup 101: Wash Away Your Halloween

    Last year for Halloween my best friend and I dressed up as Ernie and Bert, complete with yellow and orange face-paint. Can you say ‘hottest costumes ever’? The guy I was hooking up with didn’t seem to think so. I had seen him out earlier in the night and when we texted later to meet-up (read: hook-up) he said, “I’m on my way over. Wash that sh*t off your face before I get there.”