Last week’s column called for me to ask a writer at COED Magazine the burning questions girls have about guys. This week, I am answering the burning questions guys want to know from girls. (I’ll be honest, I laughed quite a few time when I read the questions). Ohh, the mind of a guy! So here you have it, some female insight to those 21 questions.

Why do you kill your children?

Why do men beat their wives? These kinds of questions don’t have one simple answer. People are crazy and take their emotions to an entirely different level that causes them to do harmful things. In my opinion, it’s a matter of control. Men beat their wives to have total control over them emotionally and physically (well that, and guys like that are nuts!), while I assume women kill their children because there’s a lack of control over their own lives (…and those women are crazy). Case and point, Casey Anthony. However, I don’t think this question is as simple as you’ve posed it to be! …And quite a generalization for that matter. (Men kill their kids, too, ya know!)

Why do you wear cleavage shirts?

Like so many answers to come, it’s as simple as “because society tells us to.” Have you ever watched a Victoria’s Secret commercial with your girlfriend beside you on the couch? Think about it, if you’re ogling a damn supermodel, we’re going to do what we can to look like that. Read More »

This list could go on forever. By nature, girls and guys are opposites, and there is an endless list of things we disagree on. I mean, haven’t you ever read the book Men Are From Mars, Women are From Venus? I haven’t either, but I hear it exists. Point is, there are many things that don’t cross the barrier between girls and guys, and we here at College Candy would like to give you a little authority on the basics. Read More »

A new scientific study has been published that can’t be ignored. Basically all of our suspicions about men have been scientifically proven. I won’t even have to be witty or clever about it, I will just simply quote the article.

“Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated.”

Ah! According to Men’s brains, woman = screwdriver. They think of us on the same level as a hammer or a wrench. Great, right? But wait; it get’s so much better!

“Scans of some of the men found that a part of the brain associated with empathy for other peoples’ emotions and wishes shut down after looking at the pictures.”

So here’s how it works: Man sees woman in bikini. Man thinks “Mmmm….tooools.” The human part of Man’s brain literally shuts off. Yay!

Thus women understand 85% of their interactions with heterosexual males. But wait…it actually gets EVEN BETTER. Read More »

It’s true that men have larger brains than women. The average male brain is around 1.25 kg and the average female brain is around 100g less than that. So there you have it, folks. Men are smarter than women.

Sound like bullsh*t to you? Well, that’s probably because it is, in fact, the filthiest kind of bullsh*t you could ever even begin to entertain. Yet, herds of douchebags everywhere are sinking their teeth into this fact and parading around as the affirmatively smarter sex. Read More »