Mariah and Diddy are going head to head. Or should I say, smell to smell.

After Puffy’s (can we call him that anymore?) new fragrance Unforgivable hit the market (along with his unforgivably raunchy and illicit ad campaign) he issued a challenge to all his lady counterparts in the fragrance biz:

“I send out a challenge…I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”

Well, Hallelujah! A man that finally knows how I should smell.

Because, god forbid, I smell anything like I do at the present moment, which would be unshowered, with a slight scent of BBQ sauce from the hours I spent working last night. Oh! AND I’m pretty gassy because I drank too much when I got off work!

How’s that for lady smells, PUFF DADDY?? Read More »

Yes, you made it out of rehab … all 30 days of it! And, you shaved your head in a proclamation of rebellion … or just some weird publicity stunt that backfired and left you with the need to wear a different wig every day.

But seriously, wait until you truly have your life back on track to try and stage a comeback. Please.

I write this desperate plea to Brit Brit after reading the details of her second “comeback” performance on perezhilton.com. It took place at the House of Blues in Anaheim and was a whole 15 minutes long. She basically lip-synched some of her old stuff and danced around. That really does not sound like a comeback to me. Remember Mariah Carey’s comeback after Glitter? Now that was a real comeback.

Apparently, the crowd wasn’t too pleased with Ms. Spear’s performance either, and Perez also reports that “Somebody threw a Marshmallow-sized object at Britney during her last song and it nearly hit her. Her bodyguard got pissed and whisked her off the stage.” Read More »