[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!]

(Heard from physics students walking behind me.)
Guy 1: So the senior design engineer says, hey, that’s a mismatched transistor! The deficient fusion constants differed from the manufacturing!
(General laughter.)
Guy 2: Oh, naw, man, you told it wrong. You messed it up.

(From a reader: Two girls, talking earnestly in a shopping center.)
Girl 1: Yeah, I know, that’s like… the worst fish to be, if you were a fish.
Girl 2: Yeah, like I would never want to be that fish. Literally.

(Two guys on a bench.)
Guy 1: You can’t just push people over because they’re poor!
Guy 2: Why not? I think that’s a great reason! Read More »

[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!

Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]

“So who’s the most attractive President we’ve ever had? Barack Obama, I think, right?”

“No. Teddy Roosevelt. Young Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt’s giant stone face on Mount Rushmore.”

“Yeah, the party was cool until Olga stepped in the seven-layer dip.”

“Maybe I should try Internet dating. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life moaning at magazines.”

“Oh my God, oh my God! Pull over!”

“What? What?”

“We found Mark Hamill’s guest appearance on The Muppet Show!”

“Christ. It’s 9 a.m. and I’m too drunk to feed the cows.”

“Your elbows make me red-hot. They’re your best feature.”

“Wow. I just found George Washington’s heir.”

“So that would make him King of America, right?”

“Yup. Felix Craig from Nitro, West Virginia. He drives a Winnebago and watches ‘Days of Our Lives’.”

“Oh, f***! The windows are fogged up! Tiny people are fogging up the windows of my car with their intercourse.” Read More »