Sure we sometimes make fun of Katie Holmes, but it’s only because we’re jealous. How many women can say that they grew up and married their middle school celebrity crush? Up until recently, I would say that no one else could.

Well, ladies, that’s about to change. Because everyone’s favorite ’90s sweet-talking normal-sized-cellphone-using  bad boy is single — and I’m hoping ready to mingle. That’s right. You heard it here first (or second…or third…we’re not that cocky) Zack Morris is BACK on the market.

Are you, like, so excited?? Or is just me? Do you wish it was someone else? Do you think I would have a better chance if I had a faded jean jacket? Tell us in the comments!

Time-out!

When I was in elementary school, life was simple.  I spent my time divided between the playground at school and my living room couch.  Yeah, there might have been some school involved, but nothing was important as my shows:  Step By Step, Family Matters, Full House, and Saved By The Bell.  Especially Saved By The Bell – Zack Morris was cute to the max.

All the best moments are etched in my mind as clearly as events from my own life:  Jessie Spano’s caffeine pill addiction, Lisa Turtle’s sprained ankle dance, the Hot Fudge Sundae aerobics/music video, the gang’s glee club fail and the time AC Slater and Zack got in a fist fight.  A. Ma. Zing.  Never mind that my childhood memories are of TV shows…

Anyway, when I recently became aware of Jimmy Fallon’s plan to reunite the cast of SBTB, I had a minor freakout of happiness.  BUT then I found out about Tiffani Thiessen’s plan to eff everything up! WTF Kelly Kapowski!!  I always knew she was a bitch.  She even left Zack for that douchebag, Jeff!  According to a recent interview, she’s just too busy for a SBTB reunion due to her excessive hotness and her new live-action cat movie (she’s doing all the voices). Read More »