Why I’m Making Facebook Force Me Into Timeline
I refuse to get timeline. Several of my friends have given in because they’re tired of the ads popping up on their profile, and they don’t want Zuckerberg to win. Well, Facebook is going to have to force me into the change next week. I’m not doing it.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Photos REVEALED!
Today in the ultimate social networking coup, the Daily Mail reported that a loophole in the Facebook photo privacy settings allowed one savvy individual to access Mark Zuckerberg’s private photo albums. The rest is internet history. From hanging out with his girlfriend and puppy to catching, killing and cooking his own chicken, it’s clear that Mark has a pretty ~~typical~~ interesting life.

5 Things That Would Make the Oscars More Interesting
On February 27th you’ll pop your popcorn and plop down on the couch to see yet another award show. The Oscars. The Academy Awards. The best of the best in award shows. (Or at least they seem to think so.) But with all the hype surrounding award shows lately I can’t help but think a regular night at the Oscars might now hold up that well against some of the drama we’ve had surrounding our award shows lately.
You Don’t Need a Facebook Account to Creep One
Thanks to some holes in Facebook security, it is possible for anyone (even if they’re one of those weird people who don’t have Facebook accounts…seriously, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!) to search for anyone’s status updates.
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Gossip Cheat Sheet: Love is Lost in Hollywood
While we’re all busy staying up until ridiculous hours of the night studying for finals and attempting to get some holiday shopping done at the same time, Hollywood has been… breaking up some of it’s cutest couples? At least it’s reassuring to know that while we’re stressing, celebs are always there to keep us entertained.
Lay Off Mark Zuckerberg!
If you’ve seen The Social Network, you peeked into the founding of Facebook (and commended Jesse Eisenberg for accurately acting like such a pretentious tech genius) and left feeling disdain for the Harvard drop-out behind it.

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Now Showing: The Social Network
The Social Network isn’t “The Facebook movie,” as I have heard some people call it. The movie poster itself says, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.” This is a film about power struggles, honesty, and the impact of one student’s claim to fame.
Facebook Groups: Are You In?
Just when we all thought Facebook was ruining everything, the social media network launches a new version of Groups. It is another amazing reason to remain an active social media-holic while somehow still getting work done.
Candy Dish: Everyone’s a Gleek
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Facebook’s New Privacy Settings: A Guide
My truly disgusting love/hate relationship with Facebook is turning more into hate than love after the social networking site changed its privacy settings yet again when thousands of users complained about how their privacy was non-existent. Not surprisingly, these settings require users to make changes manually, meaning those who don’t could have their bizness all over the web without them knowing.

Facebook’s New Settings Make Stalking Easier?
It was just another daily Facebook-check when a message from Mark Zuckerberg appeared on the top of my newsfeed. Blah, blah, blah. Shut up, shut up, shut up. We know there are millions of users on Facebook – my mother is on it for God’s sake – no need to write us a message about it, Mark!
There’s a Time and A Place for Facebooking
Everyone has that one friend who is a habitual Facebook status updater. Their life is an open book for all of their cyber friends to read. As if people care that you are at the gym right now or cleaning out your earwax. There are some things better left un-updated. And there are some places and times when it’s not OK to update either.
These Are The Most Influential Men of 2009?
You may find yourself asking, what does it take for a man to leave his mark on society in this day and age? AskMen.com made a list of the 49 most influential men of 2009, as voted by the readers. And apparently, the AskMen readers believe that the man that has most inspired them this year is Don Draper, the main character in AMC’s series Mad Men.
Are You A Facebook Stalker? Your Secret Isn’t Safe Anymore!
My day started off bad enough with ultra frizzy hair and sweat in every crack, crevice and fold on my body (thank you, hot and hazy NYC summer!). I didn’t think it could get much worse than swamp ass, but it did. Oh boy did it get worse. Upon signing online for my morning FB stalk sesh I learned that Facebook has added a new application: The Stalker Check app.