Candy Dish: Paris Hilton’s Got a New BFF

brittany_flickinger_1.jpgBritney Flickinger and Paris Hilton=BFFAEAEAEAE
Recession: Cure for My Super Sweet 16-ers?
Operation: Humble Kanye West.
Don’t talk sh*t about Elisha Cuthbert; you could lose your job.
Which oscillating mascara reigns supreme?
Need a study break? Why not green-ify your dorm room?
So, Mary-Kate is not preggers, but she is still dressing funny.
Michael Phelps
on Sports Illustrated.
Turning a player into a boyfriend.
The most popular college majors around.

Candy Dish: Hillary Clinton Joins the White House Staff

hillary-clinton.jpgHillary Clinton is officially Secretary of State.

This video makes me laugh.

How to party with no money.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have the cutest family ever.

Who is gonna die on tonight’s Gossip Girl!?

Make your own bath bombs. A great holiday gift!

Ashlee Simpson baby pics worth $2 mill? I need to have babies.

Hungover? The Benefit Primpcess eye primping kit will fix that right up for ya.

Everything I learned, I learned in Kindergarden...

Mary Kate Olson weighs over 100. Naturally, she must be pregnant.

Today is World AIDs Day. What can you do to help? 

Candy Dish: Britney Spears Nominated for a VMA?

spears.jpgBritney Spears will be back at the VMA’s.

If his abs and medals aren’t enough, here is yet another reason to love Michael Phelps.

Blame Daniel Radcliffe and his love of nudity for the delay in Harry Potter flicks.

Being Tom Cruise’s daughter has not dampened her cuteness.

There is only one person Kanye West loves more than himself…and it’s Scarlet Johansson?

John Mayer – I think I love him even more.

Did you know that women spend 3,267 hours getting ready to go out?!

How to be a good hookup.

Christmas in August?

Question: People really dress like this? Answer: Ew, yes.

You thought the Chinese were bad? Australian mayor picks on “ugly ducklings“.

The Big Bag Theory

purse.jpgGone are the days of dainty purses and miniscule wallets. They’re fine for special events, sure, but for everyday use, it looks like women are turning to real bags. Huge bags. The kind of bag into which you fit half your life- and then never find it again. Giant black holes slung on our shoulders sucking in every stray business card, matchbook, and penny that cross their paths.

At one time Big Bags were strictly for use by mommies, to carry Bandaids and nail clippers and tissues and lip balm and the million-and-one other things that kids may require on a daily basis.

Now my own Big Bag is stocked with Bandaids and nail clippers and tissues and lip balm, and I definitely have zero children in tow. The bottom is littered with old receipts, seven pens and gum wrappers. My Metrocards are slipping between the pages of my three notepads and my laptop is a constant companion. There’s even a hardcover copy of The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen somewhere in there. My iPod headphones are tangled up in my cell phone charger. Every credit card I’ve ever owned is jammed into my wallet that contains no cash. Three lipsticks are rolling around stuck inside of the lining.

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