Did you know that in addition to being Asparagus Month and National BBQ Month, May is also National Masturbation Month? Yes, there is an entire month dedicated to doing the act solo (potentially with BBQ sauce and asparagus spears).
No matter what we like, whether it's lying there and enjoying the show or hopping on top for some Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, there are some things guys can do that just don't fly between the sheets. Or on the desk. Or in the bathroom stall. Or....you get the point:
Making resolutions I probably can’t keep, and deciding, quite pointedly, that 2011 will be the best year yet are on my to-do list for the month of January.
Last weekend, my best friend and I ventured into the city to attend the Everything To Do With Sex Show, a sex-centric expo that plays host to toy manufacturers, gear makers, and a whole lot of information. We had been planning to attend the expo for weeks, so walking into the giant room that was filled with people just like me – open, honest, and unashamed of sex -- was pretty thrilling.
I saw him at my first sorority mixer. He was the social chair of his fraternity and from the moment he checked my name on the guest list, I was in love. He looked dreamy in his designer jeans and flip flops, his hair perfectly floppy. And he knew my name. Well, at least for that moment.
It wasn’t until I stopped having sex that I realized how sexualized everything has become. Every TV show, every movie, every magazine picture, and every song is some way related to sex. To quote Superbad, “You know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The BEST kinds.”
We at CollegeCandy are huge proponents of masturbation. We love it so much we'd shout it from the rooftops... that is if we were willing stop doin' it and actually climb up to the rooftop. The topic maybe a bit taboo to many, but it shouldn't be. Besides the mere pleasure of it all, there are so many wonderful benefits of a little self-stimulation: it helps you sleep, it helps with cramps, it helps your sexy time encounters....
It's no secret that everyone wants honestly in their relationship, but there are some things we just DON'T want to know (or want them to know!). Much like you wouldn't disclose to your man exactly what happened between you and his roommate freshman year, here's a list of things we definitely do not want to hear from guys we're gettin' down with:
Would you rather have to go to the hospital still "connected" to your guy because you somehow got stuck together OR have to go to the hospital because using a carrot as a pleasure stick wasn't such a great idea?
Q: I don’t really know how to ask this so I’ll just get right to it. I’m still a virgin and I’m the only one left in my group. All my girl friends lost their virginity this year and have been telling me how much it hurt. Now I’m scared! Is it really that bad? And is there anything I can do to....prepare? Or should I just buy some cats now and grow old as a single, virgin spinster?
• Let the Amy Winehouse downward spiral continue! • Need answers to your tricky love questions? • Chris Brown gets sentimental. • This takes the vampire obsession a bit too far. • Who will host the Golden Globes? • Bradley Cooper is single once again!
Yes, that's exactly what it looks like. If it looks like a sex toy, that is. If one tongue (attached to one man) isn't enough for you, now you can have lots and lots of tongues coming at your lady parts in rapid succession.
I thought I was IKEA's biggest fan. Everything I own in my apartment is from that place. But this woman would definitely beat me for President of the IKEA Fan Club. She may not be amazing, but she knows what she likes. And it can be put together in 12 easy steps.
Q: So, I’ve had a boyfriend for over 6 months now. I really love him and find him sexy, but for some reason I have zero sex drive right now. I know it shouldn’t be a big deal, but I think he’s getting a little mad that I never want to do anything. I will sometimes hook up with him because I feel that I should want to and that maybe I’ll get more in the mood, but it’s never good.
Sick of going out (literally, we’d all spent the day in bed with trash cans nearby), my roommates and I decided to have a Saturday night in. We ordered a late night dinner of greasy Chinese food and gathered around the table to load up on MSG and girl time.
I spent most of my formative years manually stimulating myself, but counted down the days until I turned 18 and was finally able to buy my first vibrator. (What? It's healthier than counting down to buying cancer sticks!) Once my long-awaited birthday finally arrived, though, I realized that I had no idea what to look for.
Want to hear a little secret? Guys love to masturbate. I bet you had no idea, but they do. In the bed, in the car, in the shower. Hell, I'm sure they've even done it in class and I'm willing to wager there are a few doing it right now. While reading this article. And it doesn't matter if they have a girlfriend or not; they can't resist a threesome with Jergens and their right hand.
I used to think there was nothing worse than going downtown on a drunk guy. He thinks he's being all sexy and just shoves your head south (which, we all know, is the opposite of sexy), and then your feet fall asleep as you crouch down there trying to get something to happen. Which doesn't. Because homeboy thought it would be fun to chug whiskey out of the bottle.
We at CollegeCandy.com are firm believers that every woman needs a vibrator: 1. You learn your body, what you like and what you don't like. 2. Masturbation is good for your health. 3. Everyone needs a little stress release at the end of (or during) a long day.
You know what turns me on? Maintaining my bikini line. Ok, so maybe not (and maybe that's about the only thing that doesn't these days....), but I do get a bit rowdy for two-in-one products. You know: shampoo AND conditioner, moisturizer AND SPF, a friend AND benefits... And now I can add razor AND vibrator to the list.
It's been awhile since I've gotten some. A long while. A length of time I'd rather not reflect on. A time filled with evenings spent indulging in sweet snacks and crappy pizza delivery to fill a void in my life, my bed and my....well, you know.
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