• CollegeCandy Plays Matchmaker: Hollywood Couples That Would Actually Last

    CollegeCandy Plays Matchmaker: Hollywood Couples That Would Actually Last

    We all know that relationships don’t last long in Hollywood. Could it be because celebrities are completely blind to their perfect matches? You can’t let things like addictions and insane exes get in your way of true love, guys!

  • Is Patti Stanger an Anti-Feminist?

    Is Patti Stanger an Anti-Feminist?

    Last weekend I spent a full day catching up on the happenings of The Millionaire Matchmaker. (Don’t judge…) In one episode, ball-buster Patti Stanger duked it out with Rabbi Something-or-Other-Stein on the topic of morality in regards to her infamous club.

  • Is There an iPhone App For That?

    Is There an iPhone App For That?

    Even with all the apps already available, most notably the ones that make you fat, there are still things that we wish the iPhone could do for us. Like laundry. Or take the garbage out. Too bad Apple hasn’t come out with some sort of external thumb feature…

  • Life After College: I Need Patti Stanger

    Life After College: I Need Patti Stanger

    My grandparents are determined to get me married off to someone with a respectable profession before I’m 23. They’re convinced that if I haven’t met the right corporate lawyer or hedge fund banker by then, I’ll recieve a one-way nonrefundable ticket to spinsterhood.

  • Tough Love: That Bitch is Crazy

    Tough Love: That Bitch is Crazy

    Last night’s Tough Love episode made me realize a few things. First, I need to move to L.A. to marry Steve Ward. Second, OMFG, I love Steve Ward. And third, judging a guy based on his footwear is not cute. It’s crazy.

  • VH1′s Tough Love

    VH1′s Tough Love

    Following in the footsteps of VH1′s The Pick Up Artist, comes a similar You-Suck-At-Dating-So-Let’s-Fix-Your-Flaws-Before-You-Start-Throwing-Birthday-Parties-For-Your-Cats show.

  • Best Guy Friend Does Not Equal Good Boyfriend

    Best Guy Friend Does Not Equal Good Boyfriend

    You looove your dog Oliver. He’s your best friend. He is the sweetest, cutest, fluffiest…