I’m sure some of his rabid fans will want to kill me after I say this, but I just don’t get the hoopla over Matthew McConaughey.

Everyone freaks out about this guy. Magazine after magazine goes nuts for his abs and workout habits and his abs and single status and his abs and his muscular, muscular abs.

Enough about the man’s chest! He’s just a guy, being fit. I don’t think it’s possible for him to get any fitter, so let’s just discuss something else.

Like how he’s part of the Paris and Britney club of Being Famous For Just Being Him. When was the last time McConau-hot had a movie that wasn’t lame?

Failure to Launch? Eh.

Sahara? Eh.

Two For the Money? Ugh.

We Are Marshall? Better than eh, but still not good.

And how come we never see MMc with a chick? He hasn’t been photographed with a girl on his arm since…I mean, I have no idea (didn’t he date Penelope Cruz at one point?).

Is he single because he just doesn’t go out? (too busy playing naked bongos?) Read More »

Hot, single men in Hollywood — I just can’t seem to get enough. Lucky for me, another list of sexy single celebs has surfaced. Last week it was AOLMusic preaching to the choir (come on, we already KNOW which musicians are sexy and available); this week it’s People magazine ranking the “Single & Sizzling Men of ’07.” And the #1 guy is a real shocker (sarcasm) — Matthew McConaughey (sadly, I heard that he’s gay,but that’s a whole other issue).

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Which Sexy Single is the best catch?

It saddens me when college boys let a nasty beer gut take over. Sure, they may pride themselves in their headftiness because it shows what badass drinkers they are. But seriously guys, I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole (well, with a few drinks in me that may not be true). What happened to wanting to maintain a six pack? I’m talking a real one involving crunches, not natty light.

Fortunately, us ladies will always have our celeb eye candy. However, we can only lust, not touch. Here are my top 10 hotties with the best abs. Uhh, I love you Ryan Reynolds.

[album=4]Who do you think is the Abs-olute Hottest?