Candy Dish: Boys Like Olivia Wilde

olivia wilde_introMaxim’s #1 hottie is, well, hot.

The Gosselin cheating frenzy continues…

Paris Hilton’s frat party gets out of hand.

Annoying things girls do.

Hellooooo, cheap makeup!

10 ways to survive post-graduation summer.

Tuffy Luv Talks About Penii

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Question for Tuffy? Email her at tuffyluv@collegecandy.com to be featured in her column, which runs every other Tuesday! ASK. IT. ALL. (BY THE BY, friends, if I haven’t answered your question, I do appologize!! I’ve been posting the wrong email on some of my posts. It’s tuffyluv@collegecandy.com, NOT tuffylove.)

Dear Tuffy Luv,

So…does size matter?

Harps and Scalps,

Sexxx Kitten With A Question

Dear Sexxx Kitten With A Question,

Honey, I like the cut of your jib.

Simple answer is: There’s no simple answer. Read More »

Candy Dish: Hilary Does Maxim…No, Not THAT Hilary.

hialry_duff_maxim_jan_small.jpgHilary Duff on Maxim…whoda thunk it?

Ornament porn…teeheehee

8 Ways to heart your Jew-man!

Lookin like a bum is the latest trend…

People falling is always funny…esp when it’s Madge.

Amazing sales this week!! Jump on it ladies!

Balenciaga…but cheaper. No one will know the difference!

Rachel McAdams spotting! God I love her…

Calling all porn addicts…MTV wants you!

Ew…bacon bath salts? What?!

High tuition forces some students out of college.

Sexy Models Give Men An Inferiority Complex

maxim.jpgWhenever I look at the cover of a men’s magazine I want to cry. There is no way on earth I could ever compare to the airbrushed perfection that graces the covers of those mags. Just seeing them (in every one of my guy friends’ bathrooms) sends me on a downward spiral that inevitably leads to emotional eating and tears.

And I guess guys are beginning to feel the same way!

A new study out of the University of Missouri has found that the super sexy models doing their super sexy poses in laddie mags like Maxim and FHM have been having a negative effect on men’s self esteem. Whereas men used to love checking these ladies out (in the privacy of their own bathrooms, if you know what I’m sayin’), now looking at these girl just makes them feel inferior.

“Pictures of hot women, the study found, were more disturbing to a guy’s body image than were pictures of men with rippling abs and bulging biceps.”

Men feel so crappy about themselves from looking at these unrealistic representations of women that they have been requesting more realistic looking models!

Can you believe that? I mean, you know and I know that the models in those mags are total fantasy and the furthest thing from real women, but who ever thought guys would agree? It is about time men jumped on the “there is no way in hell any woman looks like that and we want to see the real deal” bandwagon!

Maybe this finally means an end to the unrealistic beauty ideals we have in our society and a celebration of what women really look like. You know, without the aid of baby oil, Photo Shop and fake boobs.

Gina Carano is NOT Naked, Thank You Very Much

gina1.jpgIf you’ve never heard the name of Gina Carano before, that’s fine.  We haven’t either.  But today she’s busting up the Internet for two big reasons 1) Carano is an MMA Fighter (often appearing on American Gladiators as “Crush”) who’s got a big match on October 4 with rival Kelly Kobald, and 2) recently appeared in Maxim Magazine — tastefully.

26-year-old Carano seems determined to show the world that you can be hot without ripping off all your clothes, while also illustrating how attractive “tough girls” can be. While most Maxim readers are probably calling up the magazine in protest of the lack of side-boob, we here at CC salute a hot girl who isn’t into shameless sex-promotion.

Also, it’s cool that she can kick just about anyone’s ass.

So here’s to you, Gina Carson.  Here’s to you and your fabulous abs

Cupcake-aholics Anonymous

cupcake.jpgHi, my name is Lauren and I’m a cupcake-aholic.

My addiction has taken over my life. Sometimes, when I am driving home from anywhere, I suddenly find myself at the local bakery or grocery store, frosting all over my chin, and have no idea how I got there. There was even that one drunken night when I woke up with half a cupcake in my bed.

And I finished it.

I cannot walk past a cupcake shop without stopping in and trying a few, and I have been known to spend Saturday nights at home with a box of Dunkin Hines cupcake mix, my oven and a jar of icing.

I have been battling this addiction for years and it is tearing my life (and pants) apart. I am working to kick the habit, but I am not strong enough to do it cold turkey. I now consciously avoid streets that house any sort of mini cake delight and have in turn turned to the internet to feed (or not so much) my urges.

Yes, I am now a subscriber to cupcake porn. Read More »

My Dinner With Maxim

maxim66-8.jpgIn my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers, the silly headlines, the boobs-and-beer aesthetic of it all. My understanding was that Maxim addressed its readers as if they were lecherous frat boys with grades that didn’t pass muster, incapable of understanding any statement more complex than “me want see chest bouncy-bounce on dance girls.” I found this hilarious.

Yet, deep inside, I felt that I was being unfair to Maxim. In spite of all the jokes, I had never really read it. So, this week, I sat down with Maxim, to let it explain to me, in its own words, what it’s all about. Here, for your edification, is a transcript of our date.* Read More »