• WTF Friday: Cure A Feminist

    WTF Friday: Cure A Feminist

    Why am I a “militant, protesting” feminist? Because of sh*t like this.

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Making a Comeback [Photos]

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Making a Comeback [Photos]

    The other day, as I was walking down the street, I noticed an ad on the side of a bus. It was a huge picture of a scantily clad woman lounging on her side. First, this reminded me of the Sex and the City opening sequence, when a bus drives by with a picture of Carrie on it. But it wasn’t Sarah Jessica Parker in the picture. It was another lady who goes by all three of her names – Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  • Maxim Says The Darndest Things: January Edition

    Maxim Says The Darndest Things: January Edition

    This month, as I purchased my Maxim magazine and saw a photo spread of tall and awkward Whitney port looking SO EFFING HOT, I decided something. I want to be in Maxim.

  • Maxim Says The Darndest Things: December Edition

    Maxim Says The Darndest Things: December Edition

    It’s that time of month again; for me to buy the magazine I hate after I consume the eighty pieces of pie (with a side of whipped cream) because I’ve browsed the pages full of cute blondes wearing Aerie panties, faux-fur hats, all while riding crotch rockets. Common Maxim, put some clothes on these ladies, I can see their midriff.

  • Maxim Says the Darndest Things: November Edition

    Maxim Says the Darndest Things: November Edition

    Unlike Brody Jenner, I was extremely depressed when I saw Avril Lavigne’s trashy corset and horse-tail extensions smeared all over Maxim this month. Regardless, loyal to the man-mag and the bro-tastic insight inside, I snatched up the magazine. And that badboy was thick!

  • Maxim Says the Darndest Things: October Edition

    Maxim Says the Darndest Things: October Edition

    While I’ve been becoming increasingly comfortable with going to my local grocery and purchasing my monthly Maxim magazine, I had a moment while buying my October edition which pushed me right back to square one. First of all, the only magazine available looked like it had been used previously in the grocery store bathroom.

  • Maxim Says the Darndest Things: September Edition

    Maxim Says the Darndest Things: September Edition

    There it was, hiding behind a few GQ magazines on the top shelf in a florescent lit aisle of Target. I stood on my tippy toes and extended my arm to reach for the red letters and glossy pages of Maxim. And as I lifted the thin magazine by its pages and into my view, my mouth dropped and a sourpuss equal to those of Sammi Sweetheart washed over my face. Why, you ask?

  • Maxim Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

    Maxim Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

    If I were to understand what guys need advice on via Maxim magazine, there would be three things; grilling, telling jokes, and this month, ‘what to do if you’re approached by a hot woman or a bear.” Golf-clap to you Maxim – job well done.

  • Maxim Says the Darndest Things: May Edition

    Maxim Says the Darndest Things: May Edition

    It’s that time of month again: Maxim has slapped a cover-photo of a sultry women touching her tresses on newsstands everywhere. And I’m busy shoving the copy in my purse for later…. when I’m not sitting next to my dad on a plane. Honestly, I can’t get enough of the magazine.

  • Maxim Says The Darndest Things: April Edition

    Maxim Says The Darndest Things: April Edition

    For proper Spring Break travel etiquette, I highly suggest not dragging along an issue of Maxim. Take my word for it; trying to flip through pages of half naked sex-pots while sitting next to the cute family on their first trip to Disney Land does not constitute for a comfortable situation. Regardless, I’ve always loved the articles in Maxim. It is like peeking into the man-brain in magazine form. Absolutely genius…

  • WTF Friday: Ke$ha’s Got a Foot Fetish

    WTF Friday: Ke$ha’s Got a Foot Fetish

    Above, an outtake from Ke$ha’s sexy Maxim photoshoot. Because nothing’s sexier than twisting yourself into a pretzel so you can lick the bottom of your shoe.

  • He Said/She Said: You Oughta Know

    He Said/She Said: You Oughta Know

    The point is, if I’ve learned anything from all my he said/she said-ing, it’s that communication is key when it comes to the relationship between men and women. They can’t read our minds and we can’t read theirs. So I started thinking about all the things I’ve wanted to say to boys over the years – everything they need to know when it comes to us ladies – and I asked my guy to do the same.

  • Stuffed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

    Stuffed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

    30 Rock‘s, Tracy Morgan, spoke up in Maxim’s latest issue about his collection of…