What’s Going On With McCain’s Left Eye?

Lauren - University of Michigan — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:55:20 +0000

What’s the deal here? Is he winking at Sarah Palin? Is his left side really tired? Is his 937 year old body slowly going to sleep?

Some people speculate a stroke. Other say Bell’s Palsy (which is a temporary paralysis of the face).

Whatever it is, we are beginning to think John McCain cancelled Friday’s debate because of his drooping left eye and not because of the drooping economy. Iiiiinteresting.

Um, Okay: McCain Suspends His Campagin (for now)

CC Staff — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:47:47 +0000

In a sudden turn of events, John McCain has announced that he is suspending his campaign — putting a stop to advertising and events — until the sticky and possibly ugly Wall Street situation gets ironed out. Obama and McCain were supposed to debate on Friday, but apparently, this credit crises is so blindingly awful that McCain can’t concentrate on anything except…helping it get fixed…by not spending his own money…?

(We’re still a little confused.)

According to Bloomberg.com, Obama and McCain had been discussing the possibility of postponing their campaigns, but McCain’s announcement this evening caught Obama off-guard. By being the first one to pull the plug, McCain has put Obama in a tricky situation; either he stops campaigning too, or continues and risks being seen as not focused enough on the economy.

McCain seems to want to help Congress figure out how to pass Bush’s $700 billion “save the stock market and morgages” proposal. Perhaps he wants to brainstorm in the room with everyone? It could be that he’s decided to sell one of his houses and donate the money to our ginormous deficit. Or, maybe he’s secretly auctioning off Cindy’s $300,000 popped collar outfit.

If you want our advice Johnny, start with the dress. It’s kind of hideous.

[photo from www.thewashingtonnote.com]

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What’s Going On With McCain’s Left Eye?

Um, Okay: McCain Suspends His Campagin (for now)