There's always going to be that one girl in your group of friends who seems to take personal pride in your current single status. Regardless of whether she's single or not, or even somewhere in between (aka dating some aspiring rapper who has a recurrent gig at the local BBQ joint with his not-so-talented beat-boxing cousin), it seems the night hasn't ended until she's gone out of her way to make you feel bad about your single life.
Even if the writers of the future are even more out of ideas than they are now, at least there are a few recent movies that they could remake and then play on TBS during Saturday afternoons.
So to start, this is humiliating, but last Friday night I peed my bed. I'm a 24 year old grad student and live in the dorms at my school. I have no idea what happened, and this was a completely random event. By no means am I a bedwetter...anyways, my roommate found out (it was pretty easy, she was awake when I woke up soaked...), which was even more embarrassing.
So yeah. This is happening. One of the greatest movies of our generation (and of LiLo's career), Mean Girls, is getting a straight-to-DVD sequel.
Easy A is the story of “anonymous” high school student, Olive (Emma Stone). Olive tells her story to her webcam in a monologue-esque tone. Although it is clear that she is addressing an audience, this is very clearly HER story. She explains how her friend Brandon asks her to tell everyone that they had sex so that people would think he was straight.
Guard your faces, ladies. Remember when your biggest fear was being the subject of a vicious gossip sesh or having a hot guy say you were a sloppy kisser? Well, I’ve got a new worry for you to dwell over: Acid. In the face.
Remember when you were little and you and your friends would play make-believe games? Of course you do (maybe you and your friends still do - this is a no judging zone). I remember a particular game that could be played anywhere from our Kindergarten classroom’s “kitchen," to refrigerator boxes in our backyards.
• Without Lilo, who should be in it? • How could Scarlett forget about Ryan?! • How to dress for every sex position. • What do guys think of this summer's trends? • Got a sunburn? Try one of these tried and true remedies. • Zac Efron shirtless. And wet.
Well, most likely not to you, but to that fabulous woman who pushed your giant head out of their little birth canal raised you, taught you, loves you and continues to support dollar pitcher nights you. She's pretty fantastic, right?
Formspring in its current form has become a place where people can talk sh*t, and do some completely anonymously. Apparently, once you set up a page on there, you can comment on just about anything without ever having to list who you are. Postings range from actual questions (i.e. the original intentions) to vicious and evil comments ("You’re so fat," "No one likes you," "Why are you and your friends so ugly?"). Yeah, it's bad.
Dear Lindsay, Word on the street is that they're trying to make you go to rehab and you say no, no, no. While Amy Winehouse turned that jam into a monster hit, do you really want it to be the theme song to your E! True Hollywood Story?
Anyone who knows me know that I have a weak spot for funny people. Like, really, really ridiculously funny people. If you can't make me laugh, then I want nothing to do with you. On the flipside, if you can make me ROFL, there's a place in my heart for you. And if your name is Amy Poehler, I'll even share dessert with you (and I don't share dessert with anyone).
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