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Aug 12, 2011

Candy Dish: The Movie Plastics

•The nicest movie mean girls •Would you give up sex over your phone? •Lady Gaga spotted....in normal clothes? •Your guide to proper taxicab date etiquette •People buy less around attractive shoppersZara will be available online this fall •Delish snack recipes to try out

Aug 5, 2011

Single Girl Society – Dealing With Miss Thang

There's always going to be that one girl in your group of friends who seems to take personal pride in your current single status. Regardless of whether she's single or not, or even somewhere in between (aka dating some aspiring rapper who has a recurrent gig at the local BBQ joint with his not-so-talented beat-boxing cousin), it seems the night hasn't ended until she's gone out of her way to make you feel bad about your single life.

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Jun 23, 2011

9 Recent Movies that will be Remade in 30 Years

Even if the writers of the future are even more out of ideas than they are now, at least there are a few recent movies that they could remake and then play on TBS during Saturday afternoons.

Dec 28, 2010

Tuffy Luv Gets Bugged About Beds

So to start, this is humiliating, but last Friday night I peed my bed. I'm a 24 year old grad student and live in the dorms at my school. I have no idea what happened, and this was a completely random event. By no means am I a bedwetter...anyways, my roommate found out (it was pretty easy, she was awake when I woke up soaked...), which was even more embarrassing.

Nov 26, 2010

WTF Friday: Mean Girls 2

So yeah. This is happening. One of the greatest movies of our generation (and of LiLo's career), Mean Girls, is getting a straight-to-DVD sequel.

Sep 25, 2010

Now Showing: Easy A

Easy A is the story of “anonymous” high school student, Olive (Emma Stone). Olive tells her story to her webcam in a monologue-esque tone. Although it is clear that she is addressing an audience, this is very clearly HER story. She explains how her friend Brandon asks her to tell everyone that they had sex so that people would think he was straight.

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Sep 7, 2010

Revenge Taken To a Horrible Extreme

Guard your faces, ladies. Remember when your biggest fear was being the subject of a vicious gossip sesh or having a hot guy say you were a sloppy kisser? Well, I’ve got a new worry for you to dwell over: Acid. In the face.

Coupled. With Kids

Remember when you were little and you and your friends would play make-believe games? Of course you do (maybe you and your friends still do - this is a no judging zone). I remember a particular game that could be played anywhere from our Kindergarten classroom’s “kitchen," to refrigerator boxes in our backyards.

7 Moms Who Put The “Cool” In “Mom” (If Cool Was Actually in Mom)

Well, most likely not to you, but to that fabulous woman who pushed your giant head out of their little birth canal raised you, taught you, loves you and continues to support dollar pitcher nights you. She's pretty fantastic, right?

May 9, 2010

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Apr 26, 2010

Why Are People Using Formspring?

Formspring in its current form has become a place where people can talk sh*t, and do some completely anonymously. Apparently, once you set up a page on there, you can comment on just about anything without ever having to list who you are. Postings range from actual questions (i.e. the original intentions) to vicious and evil comments ("You’re so fat," "No one likes you," "Why are you and your friends so ugly?"). Yeah, it's bad.

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Oct 21, 2009

It’s Time for Rehab, Lindsay Lohan

Dear Lindsay, Word on the street is that they're trying to make you go to rehab and you say no, no, no. While Amy Winehouse turned that jam into a monster hit, do you really want it to be the theme song to your E! True Hollywood Story?

Jun 4, 2009

Girl Crush: Amy Poehler

Anyone who knows me know that I have a weak spot for funny people. Like, really, really ridiculously funny people. If you can't make me laugh, then I want nothing to do with you. On the flipside, if you can make me ROFL, there's a place in my heart for you. And if your name is Amy Poehler, I'll even share dessert with you (and I don't share dessert with anyone).

Jan 30, 2009

Woman Abandoned in Woods by “Friends”

To this day the meanest thing a friend has ever done to me was not invite me to a party,...

Oct 29, 2008

Candy Dish: Welcome to America, Freddie Ljunberg!

Move over, David Beckham, there’s a new soccer hottie in town. 5 potential boyfriends that you already know! Ali Lohan...

Oct 19, 2008

5 Fun Movies for a Rainy, Fall Day

It’s rainy. It’s windy. You haven’t seen sunlight in days, you didn’t do so hot on today’s pop quiz, and...

Oct 15, 2008

Halloween Costumes No Child Should Ever Wear

We’ve reached the mid-way mark of October, and that means that we at CollegeCandy are really psyched for Halloween. We’re...

Sep 29, 2008

Are TV’s Mean Girls Making Us Meaner Girls?

I will be the first to say that I think the movie Mean Girls is fantastic: great humor, perfect actor...

Sep 23, 2008

Why Are Girls So Mean To Each Other?

Girls are constantly judging other girls. Girls are terrible to each other. Girls are each other’s own worst enemies. But…WHY?...

Aug 27, 2008

Side Effects of a Chubby Childhood

I have an inner Chub-Scout. Sometimes, on binge days, she gets embraced a little tighter than usual. I use the...

Aug 26, 2008

Ladies That Will Make You LOL

Men have always ruled the comedy scene. From dynamic duos such as Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello and Jay...

Aug 12, 2008

Juicy Campus: What Do Your Classmates Really Think of You?

Let’s face it: We LOVE to gossip. We gossip about friends and we gossip about foes. Such idle talk allows...

Jul 19, 2008

Flashback: How Not to Date

Not so long ago, in a fantasyland far, far away called College, I was your average little freshman, running around...

Jun 27, 2008

The Mean (and Fake) Girls

Ah, those High School girls. We’ve either known them or been them; the girls who jump from best friend to...

Jun 9, 2008

Living Lohan Ep 3: Mean Girls Part Deux?

In this episode, Ali finally experiences the price she’ll pay for being “just” like her sister. Dressed like a Firewoman...

May 19, 2008

Blast To The (sort of) Past: Visiting My Old High School

I know people who look back at high school and wish they could go back. I know people who want...

Mar 9, 2008

Seemed Like A Good Idea At the Time: Drunk Food

I was the only roommate who had gone out that night, and there was evidence that I didn’t come home...

Feb 20, 2008

Lindsay Can’t Do Marilyn. Seriously.

Stripped down to a blonde wig and sheer pink scarf, a (dubiously) newly sober Lindsay Lohan was tapped by Bert...

Jan 26, 2008

How The Mean Girls Made Me Awesome

I’ll never forget that fateful day in art class, senior year of high school. This (pardon me if I seem...

Oct 12, 2007

Warner Bros. Thinks Women Are Ruining Movies

Jeff Robinov, the president of production at Warner Brothers studios, doesn’t think women are worth a dime. “We are no...