Megan Fox And Michael Bay Reunite Even Though She Called Him Hitler [Candy Dish]
Despite Megan Fox pooping on Michael Bay for overly-sexualizing her in Transformers (which he did do but she agreed to, so, IDK?) Megan Fox is going to work Michael Bay again in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie – a movie we’ve all been waiting for, I guess?
Megan Fox’s Drastic Face Change Throughout The Years
While she’s said she’s trying a more “mature” look since she’s had children (AND YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL) she still looks as gorgeous as ever. But who’s that cute girl in the first picture in the gallery? Megan Fox!

Spend Your Last Day On Earth At T.G.I. Friday’s [Candy Dish]
In case you don’t have anything better to do during the Apocalypse, T.G.I. Friday’s is having party.
Megan Fox Is Now A Never-Nude
After having her son, Noah, Megan has rethought her past roles which (ahem – Transformers) highlighted her body instead of her acting chops. She has resigned to covering up so that when her son gets older he doesn’t have to deal with the “humiliation.” She said, “I’m going to be more cautious about choosing films because I’m already thinking about when he’s in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he’s going to be horrified. So that will deter me from making some of the choices I made before.”
Equal Gender Representation In Vanity Fair [The Apocalypse]
Vanity Fair has featured 6 men and 6 of a lesser-known species called “women” on the 3 covers of its January 2013 “Comedy’s New Legends” issue. This will be their first comedy issue, guest edited by Judd Apatow and featuring: Paul Rudd, Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, Jim Carey, Will Ferrell, Leslie Mann, Melissa McCarthy, Megan Fox, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph. Equal representation of women and men in such a butch, flannel, pickle-jar opening field of work such as “making people catch a case of the giggles,” has been empirically denied.
Megan Fox Strips Down For ‘This Is 40′ [Candy Dish]
You may watch the trailer, because Megan Fox gets almost naked, but you’ll go see the movie, because it looks amazing!
Which Starlet Went Bald?! [Candy Dish]
She is the fairest in all the land, the most beautiful in the entire castle. Hey, the mirror knows best, right?

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Gossip Cheat Sheet: Hollywood Gets Ready for the Holidays
Besides Lindsay Lohan being Lindsay Lohan and a few other tidbits of news, celebrity gossip was…

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Love is Lost in Hollywood
While we’re all busy staying up until ridiculous hours of the night studying for finals and attempting to get some holiday shopping done at the same time, Hollywood has been… breaking up some of it’s cutest couples? At least it’s reassuring to know that while we’re stressing, celebs are always there to keep us entertained.