Katherin Heigl backlash. To the MAX

Men everywhere are a little disappointed that the first lesbians to get married in LA aren’t Megan Fox lookalikes

Paul Janka. From pick-up artist douche to date rape a**hole

MTV starts their own Sex Blog. Here’s hoping Dr. Drew drops in to talk about Herpes…

This would definitely cut down on the Dunkin Donuts runs…

Lesbian Chic is the new black

Some televised man bashing

Amy Winehouse (probably) OD’s again. Which is great for her image.

Chaka Khan likes to cover herself in rubber.

No one wanted to be on Gossip Girl…at least no one in the Hamptons

Megan Fox has the libido of a teenage boy. Christmas just came early for a lot of guys out there.

McCain might pick a woman for VP. Going for a little sensativity training, are we, McOld?

$538 for ballet flats? Of course! I love paying five hundred dollars for blisters.

Ed McMahon has a mirrored wall in his bedroom. I refuse to think of the implications of this.

This guy really loved his Pringles.

Jason Mraz is hot. Who knew?

Chocolate covered peanut butter cheesecake pops? Um, YES.

I am never going to understand this.

Bad day? At least the guy in the cubical next to you didn’t throw his computer in your face.

The MTV Movie Awards. No other awards show makes me cringe as much as this one. And no, it’s not just the awkward “realness” attempted by everyone from the hosts to the stars (Kim Stolz never seemed this wooden on ANTM…) Typically, the MTV Movie Awards is where fashion goes to explode and then die. Sometimes, celebrities get it right, but mostly, explosion and death.

Here are some of the good, bad, and just plan horrible fashions from last night.

As we see from this photo, Heidi Montag has finally completed her transformation from human to the blond, big boobed, skinny hooker robot she always wanted to be. And Spencer, her giant-faced pimp, standing weirdly over her in an expression of faux-love. Everything seems about right here. Read More »

Although old enough to be my grandfather, Rolling Stone Magazine continues to maintain it’s finger on the pulse of everything hip and now. From the hottest bands to the sickest trends, RS has known what’s up for 40 years… and 2007 is no different. Check out Rolling Stone’s 2007 Hot List after the jump. Read More »

The VMA performances weren’t the only things that sucked last night – the fashion sucked, too!

Yes, there were some winners in my book – Rihanna and Alisha’s dresses were pretty kick-ass.

But seriously, guys and their trendy little shiny suits aside, the ladies showed up at the VMA’s looking like cheap, unintelliegent whores, The Statue of Libery, or some one’s super slutty grandmother.

“Edgy” award show or not, I don’t understand how women with so much money make such poor style choices.

I mean, if nothing else, stick a passifier in your mouth at least. At LEAST. Oh yea. Some one did that. Gorgeous.

See the red carpet looks after the jump. Read More »

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• Sienna’s got style and now you can too.

• Anal is the new Oral, butt on the first date?

• Trendspotting: Heavy Metal Tees are all the rage. Just ask Megan Fox.

• Tone your bod and libido at the same time – a whole new way to sexercise.

• MUSIC VIDEO – Mute Math’s “Typical” is anything but.

• Celebs in the blogosphere. The 20 best and worst celebrity blogs.

• Facebook loves Hitler, but hates Gays.

Let me preface this by saying I am 100% not a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

But Megan Fox, who is the female lead in the upcoming summer movie, Transformers, is HOT. So hot, in fact, that she blows any Jessica – be it Alba, Biel AND Simpson – out of the water completely.

Thanks to IMDB.com, I’ve learned that this girl basically popped up out of nowhere. She was, of course, an aspiring model/actress, then appeared in a few random sitcoms, had a part in some crappy Lindsay Lohan movie, a part in some horrible Olsen Twins movie, and then boom: she landed a role in the biggest blockbuster of the year.

Transformers isn’t even hitting the big screen until July 4th, and this girl is already being talked about.

HollywoodTuna features Megan’s new spread in GQ. Damn! I love her hair, her tats, her eyes, and the fact she’s a new face with no baggage, like rehab or girly drama or a penchant for shaving one’s head. She’s just what we need in a new It Girl, and I welcome her to the bunch of It Girls, before her own set of scandals begin, of course.

But, sorry boys (and same-sex-oriented girls) – she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green, a.k.a David from the gang at 90210. This guy.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

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