I have no damn space. I swear my ass may get stuck in my own hallway if I eat another Cadbury Egg.

Like many college students, I have been forced to find a way to sleep, eat and basically shower/sh*t/etc. all within 5 feet of each other. Books are piled on top of stacks of clothing, shoes are collecting dust bunnies under my bed along with a variety of other dust collecting partners; bills, blankets, bras and the one sock I’ve been looking for forever. I can never find anything and generally am forced to throw on whatever happens to be crumpled under my feet. Organization? I’m sure that I wouldn’t be able to give the definition of the word if a million dollars were on the line.

…Until the other day, when I had a calling from what must have been a divine being…something told me to hop into The Container Store on my way home from work.

The moment I stepped foot into the store I was sure I had been saved. As a notoriously messy person, it had seemed like nothing would be able to shake me of my slobbish ways. How wrong I was.

Whether you’re in a dorm, a studio apartment, or your bedroom is actually a converted closet, The Container Store has all you need to stack your messy life into one little corner. You can properly store your high school photos, vibrators, journals, and everything else in a way that will look nice and neat. After all, cardboard boxes are to be thrown out, not lived out of.

If you choose to shop online, you can even shop according to space, travel, COLLEGE, etc!

Go on, clean up your act and have a love affair with the glory that is…storage.