Candy Dish: Obama Says, Stay In School

obama school speech

Haven’t we heard this before?

DUI = Bad. Naked DUI = really bad.

Michael Jackson’s glove doesn’t come cheap.

Utah totally hearts New Moon.

What happens at a cougar convention??

So that explains Lady Gaga…

Candy Dish: It’s a Good Thing Emma Watson Wears Undies

emma watson undies

We don’t need another Britney sitch.

Justin Timberlake thinks he’s the next Tiger Woods.

America hearts beastiality?

So that’s why Michael Jackson wore the glove?

And you thought your sunburn was bad?

Don’t wanna shower? Try a dry shampoo.