Newt Gingrich thinks Brad Pitt should play him in a movie.

Do teen girls need more “protection“?

Miley Cyrus bought a new car… with cash.

Look cute while watching the Superbowl.

7 perfect V-day gifts!

Are your psychological problems determined by your favorite princess?

Movies girls love!

How does stress effect your skin… and your confidence?

When the temperature takes a dip, celebs know to toss all their designer duds into Louis Vuitton duffel bags and head to some of the most exclusive tropical locales in the world. Luckily for us, the paparazzi are never far behind and we get to creep all over their vacations via the internet. Don’t even begin to lay out for me how this is all morally wrong and stars have a right to privacy, especially around the holidays, blah blah blah.

I’d like to care, but I don’t. It just so happens that I have resolutions to keep and seeing these (mostly) tanned and toned glamazons will motivate me to hit the gym like none other.  So if you, like myself, need 16 reasons to stay on the elliptical just a liiiittle longer, just take a peek below.

Miley Cyrus, the stoner

Which of your favorite TV stars double as musicians

Stars take a tumble

Christian Bale gets candid about Batman

Can those extra pounds affect your orgasms?

This is how Abercrombie and Fitch celebrate the holidays

How to wear nude pumps in winter

Are you too comfortable in your serious relationship?

Which actress is suing IMDB for revealing her real age??

The things we took for granted before college

Paula Deen made butter flavored lip balm

Kellan Lutz is our new favorite Twilight-er

Is Facebook against safe sex???

Getting Adele’s signature side volume ponytail

Sometimes when people tell me that I should unplug my chargers when I’m not using them, or that I should not run my A/C as much as I do (I live in Florida!), I just brush it off. I understand and care about global warming and climate change, but it seems like such a big thing that nothing I do will help. BUT GUESS WHAT??? Climate change could ruin Starbucks! I’m going to start unplugging everything in my apartment because I don’t know what I’ll do if I can’t get my Java Chip Frappuccino in 20 years.

While we all know that college students rely on Starbucks to get them through all-nighters and early science labs, celebrities reply on Starbucks even more. I can’t go a day without seeing a paparazzi picture of some celebrity sipping through a green straw. What are these celebs going to do if climate change kills Starbucks? Maybe then their maids will have to make them coffee. GASP!

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Senate Republicans blocked President Obama’s hu-mun-go jobs plan when it went up for vote in Congress this week. The $447 billion bill included a number of incentives and policies that Obama said would increase job growth, support small, struggling businesses and ultimately bolster the still-faltering economy. Fortunately or not, enough of Congress didn’t agree. Only 51 Democrats of the 60 needed signed on to a filibuster that would force the bill back into discussion. Some political strategists say Obama never expected the thing to pass, especially considering the GOP majority in the House, he just wanted Republicans to go on the record against it. Hmmm…tricky, tricky.

The man responsible for the yearlong hacking of over 50 celebrities’ private accounts, known as “Operation Hackerazzi,” was arrested this week. Christopher Chaney, a 35-year-old man from Florida, was perhaps most famous for stealing and leaking nude photos of Scarlett Johansson, which in turn caused the trend of “#ScarlettJohanssoning” (google it…). Chaney acted alone, and claimed his scheme “started as curiosity and it turned to just being addictive.” Other possible victims (nobody is quite sure yet) include Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus, Natalie Portman and Vanessa Hudgens. This is only one of the many reasons I am thankful I’m not famous. How did he do it? He simply guessed their e-mail passwords by researching their lives. Chaney could face up to 121 years in prison.

A deal to release Gilad Shalit, an Israeli soldier being held by the militant Islamist group Hamas, was reached five years after his 2006 capture. Staff Sgt. Shalit, who has become a famous face across the world, will return home in exchange for 1,000 Palestinians from Israeli prisons. A number of Israelis are unhappy about the deal, though, because of the criminals it could potentially reintroduce into society. According to the leader of Hamas, which is commonly considered a terrorist organization, 315 of those freed would have served life sentences if not for the deal. On Sunday, three families of Israeli terror victims petitioned the Israeli Supreme Court because they are “afraid the terror will again rule the streets — that they will murder us again in restaurants, in cafes, at night in bed, at kindergartens and in schools,” sad Meir Schijveschuurder, who lost her family in a 2001 restaurant bombing.

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Thank goodness Barbie doesn’t have a strict Mom, otherwise she would be in a lot of trouble. Mattel has unveiled its newest version of the 50-year old doll, which features permanent tattoos on the neck, chest and arm. This has caused some controversy… But really, don’t most Barbies have messy, sharpie-drawn tattoos within the first few weeks anyways?

Love lessons from the Jersey Shore

How to be a guy’s girl without losing your fembot side

See, even celebs know how to stay close with exes

Does konad nail stamping actually work?

J. Lo wear spanx!

Disney Princess voice actors unite, fulfilling our childhood dreams

Miley’s gonna be an aunt!

The benefit of unemployment: catching up on daytime tv!

Alexander Skarsgard stays cool and sexy on set

Put this in your car to survive any roadtrip

Cat hair you can wear (WTF)

C’mon Miley, you look ridiculous

15 profound words of wisdom

Sketchers thinks kids need firmer butts

Two Suris would just be impractical

This outfit is stripetastic

Why men love porn

After five years in the spotlight, Miley Cyrus’ reign of terror seems to be over. She’s taking a break from making new music and is focusing on Tweeting her acting career (which looks to be as promising as Keanu Reeves’ career). So with Miley out of the way, which diva-in-training will step up to rule the hearts and minds of America’s tweens?

Let’s break it down.

As most of us are aware, not all celebrities attend college. Why would they spend their days sitting in lecture classes when they could be out in Hollywood living the life and making major moola? But what if they did go to college? What kind of beer pong player would they be? Would they be the kind of people to burn popcorn at 3 AM and cause a fire drill for the entire dorm in the middle of the night? And most importantly, what would they major in?

We answer that last question for you! Check out our guesses and let us know what you think.