Candy Dish: Wedding Bells for Paris Hilton?
• Paris Hilton is ready to settle down.
• Why nice guys suck.
• Miley’s boyf is HOT.
• How to hone your personal style.
• Rihanna gets up close and personal with her new man.
• Angie’s got nothing on Sandra Bullock.
The 2009 Mega Mix
There is no better way to remember a year than with music. Especially music that gets overplayed every hour on the radio. Those songs just take you back and no matter how many years later, you’ll always remember where you were and what you were doing when those mega hits came out.

The Top Nine of 2009
For most of us, 2009 was probably not the best year – the economy was still in the toilet, we were fighting two wars, Michael Jackson (and Patrick Swayze!) died, and we couldn’t play beer pong out of fear we were going to get the Swine Flu. But all that didn’t really matter to those peeps out in Hollywood, because, despite all the odds, some people still managed to come out on top.
Candy Dish: Alexa Chung Gets The Boot
• See ya later, Alexa Chung!
• Who’s Miley smooching?!
• Kim and Khloe talk boyfriends.
• Maybe it’s better being single during the holidays.
• Those Real Housewives are some greedy bitches.
• Why did Angelina leave the Jersey Shore?
Candy Dish: Congratulations, President Obama!
• Obama takes home the Nobel Peace Prize…and defends the war.
• Ooooh, take that, Tony Romo!
• What’s in the cup, Miley?
• Jennifer Aniston’s having a baby. Maybe.
• What’s your Jersey Shore nickname?
• Is he cheating? Look for some clues...
Candy Dish: In Non-Tiger News…
• Stop going after the Jews, Lilo!
• Hookin’ up is dangerous!
• Tila Tequila vs. Rihanna? Are you kidding?
• 7 body parts dudes love just the way they are.
• Miley Cyrus moves up in the world.
• Ooo lala! Patterned tights!
Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Growin’ Up Fast
• Uh, isn’t Miley a little young for a tat?
• Damn, Britney’s lookin’ good on Elle!
• Why do powerful men cheat?
• Wanna steal Taylor Momsen’s beauty secrets?
• Should college tuition be taxed?
• Al Roker shows Speidi who’s boss.

Around the Web

Is It So Wrong To Love Justin Bieber?
The kid is 15, but he looks about 12 and half. He’s got no body hair, he will still be mistaken for a little girl over the phone, and I honestly doubt the boy has even had an erection. But that hasn’t stopped him from releasing a CD full of romantic love songs, as if he has had 15 agonizing years of offering girls rides on his tricycle only to have them run off and play with another kid in he sandbox.
Duke It Out: Bad Influences
A couple of weeks ago, Miley was voted the worst celeb influence. And while we’ve definitely said some harsh (but true) things about her in the past, I can’t help but have mixed feelings about the tweeny-bopper’s new title.
Candy Dish: Miley Says Something Dumb…Again
• Is Miley homophobic?
• Pretty sure that’s not what 911 is for, dude.
• Winona Judd is the new Kanye West.
• Wanna make some fast money?
• Oh god. Please don’t let there be a Jon Gosselin sex tape.
• 5 colors you need to eat.
WTF Friday: That Girl Looks Familiar….
This girl looks familiar. Where do you know her from? Did she live on your hall freshman year? No… But you know that face. Those big brown eyes, that curly hair…
Waaaait a second. You got it.
Candy Dish: The JoBros Are Here To Stay
• The Jonas Brothers are NOT breaking up, OK?
• Fight the flu naturally!
• What exactly is going on here?
• Is Josh Duhamel a cheater??
• Miley’s got some freaky-ass fans.
• What makes a man bad in bed?

Candy Dish: Miley Is Tainting Our Youth!
• Looks like Miley’s ruining America.
• More people try to milk the Michael Jackson estate.
• Michelle Obama’s a Glamour cover girl.
• A nightclub for overweight people?
• Get this season’s hottest trends at the lowest prices.
• Natalie Portman really doesn’t like meat.