Every day we’re bombarded with a million different messages about what we are supposed to look like. And tell you what, our not-so-scientific-yet-totally-accurate visual research proves that 99% of girls out there don’t fit the mold. So instead of telling you how to wear your hair, or how much weight to lose, or which one of Heidi Montag’s many surgeries to get, we’re going to celebrate these so-called beauty flaws with beautiful women every single week.

Last week we celebrated the bushy brow. Today, let’s talk about the schnoz.

It seems like every time you go online another celebrity got a nose job due to “a deviated septum.” It’s ridiculous that they expect us to believe that and even more ridiculous that they got it done in the first place. Big noses don’t mean you can’t be a big beauty and today we’re all about the women who embrace what their mama (and papa) gave ‘em.

And I’m not alone. Unlike men who get weird just brushing against another dude, we ladies are able to admire and look at (and even makeout with) other girls without a problem. We can talk about another girl’s great boobs, or how hot she looks in a dress without thinking twice. Lots of girls have girl crushes, so this week I asked the CollegeCandy writers which lady could get them to switch teams.

And I gotta say – we have really good taste.

Erica – Kent State: Helena Bonham Carter, but only as her character Marla Singer from Fight Club. Yum.

Elisabeth – UA Huntsville: Eliza Dushku. She rocked on Tru Calling.

S.E. – Fordham: Megan Fox. ‘Nuff said.

Lauren – University of Michigan: Amy Poehler. I have a thing for funny girls. And maybe I could use her to get to Will Arnett?

Sarah – East Carolina University: Milla Jovovich. She kicks ass and looks fantastic doing it.

Sarabeth – University of Texas: Kat Von D. She’s beautiful and a B.A.M.F.

Kathryn S.: Emily De Ravine from Lost – she’s hot, and maybe I could entice her into having a three-way with Josh Holloway or Naveen Andrews. Bonus!

Sara C – Fordham: Heidi Klum! She’s a bombshell, and when we’re done doing the deed she can help me construct a better wardrobe. What’s not to love?

Leah – Ryerson University: Jessica Alba.

Carly – Grinnell: I think I probably have to go with Keira Knightley.

Noa – CU Boulder: Elisha Cuthbert. She’s just hot.

Devon – UCLA: Megan Fox.

Madison – Puget Sound: I think my person would have to be Adriana Lima. Who can resist a Victoria’s Secret model?!

Liza – Grove City College: Hands down, Rhianna. No question!

Mandy – Hofstra: I’d definitely switch teams for my girl crush, Kim Kardashian. I don’t know what it is about her, but the girl’s hot!

Kelly – UMass: Angelina. No questions.

So, who’s yours?

Jovovich-Hawk is known for a vintage-looking femininity, perfect for pulling off a boho look.

Target’s GO collection is perfect for those of us who love clothes, but hate spending money on them. Cheap clothes don’t have to be poorly designed, and Target’s lines are a perfect blend of high fashion and ready-to-wear style.

I was out of the country for a while, and sadly missed out on many of Target’s great lines (although I was lucky enough to snag a few pieces from the Kate Moss for Tophshop collection), but as soon as I got back I went on a spree, first picking up an adorable grey ruffled dress designed by Alice Temperley, and later a cardigan with heart-shaped buttons designed by Erin Fetherston.

Both items have stood up well to repeated wearing and launderings, both have earned me great compliments, and both cost less than $50!

So mark your calendars, girls, and get thee to Target on March 2nd. I’ll see you there!