Celebrications: Celebrities on Jet Skis [Photos]

Instead of freezing over the holidays, it looks like most celebs opted for tropical vacations. Luckily for us, every single one of them decided to take a ride on a jet ski. From those who looked like they were born to ride the waves, to some others who seemed more than awkward in their puffy life jackets, this is one of those galleries you never knew you wanted to see…but you totally do.

Click through for some photos of celebrities living it up on the water. Read More »


Candy Dish: All The Good Guys are (Getting) Married

Michael Buble is engaged. <Weep.>

And Derek Jeter’s already set a date. <Double weep.>

Cupcakes too cute to eat. Almost.

The Kardashian sisters sell out. Again.

Nordstrom keeps you warm for under $100!

Is Angelina Jolie too famous? St. John thinks so.


Candy Dish: Derek Jeter Is Officially Taken

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And his woman is a hottie. Damn.

This website makes us laugh. Hard.

Mariah Carey looks…totally freaking weird.

The 7 stages of being fat.

Mischa Barton states the obvious.

Europe hates Madonna.


G.W.W.E.!: John “May We Have Another” Mayer

john.JPG(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. This week we decided to take on a longstanding heartthrob, John Mayer. Mr. Mayer has been turning us on with his love songs since 2001, and we all know his tunes have been on our sexy-time playlists for years. But unlike some other rock stars, John Mayer looks good with or without that guitar, which is why he is totally a G.W.W.E.)

I went to my first John Mayer show back in 2002. The audience – full of shrieking girls like myself – was small. Small enough that I got to meet, touch and take a picture with the sexy singer. Although, to my dismay, I did not have the chance to eff him.

I didn’t wash my sweater for 3 months.

I was in love with John Mayer: his sexy voice, his adorably floppy hair, his lyrics. And while he went through a weird “I’m too busy jamming to take a shower” phase, he came out of it looking better than ever. Even the sexy starlets of Hollywood agree.

John has effed a lot of ladies: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and, most recently, Jennifer Aniston. If he can land so many hot, successful women, he must be as good at effing as I always imagined. Read More »