Candy Dish: Derek Jeter Is Officially Taken

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And his woman is a hottie. Damn.

This website makes us laugh. Hard.

Mariah Carey looks…totally freaking weird.

The 7 stages of being fat.

Mischa Barton states the obvious.

Europe hates Madonna.


The Celebrities Who Turned On Us

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Celebrity gossip has taken over the world. We are inundated with the goings-on of Hollywood A-listers (and Z-listers) everywhere we turn, so it’s no surprise that many of us find ourselves deeply connected to those we only know from afar. We get involved in their personal business like it is our own and really feel like they are a part of our lives.

Hell, I know I’m not the only one who freaked upon finding out Miley and Joe had broken up. I was really pulling for those two!

We all know that celebs are people too and that they are bound to screw up at some point (that’s the stuff we love most, isn’t it?), but there are just some screw-ups are unforgivable. Situations and decisions that leave us asking, “How could they do this to me?! How could they turn on me!?” (Yeah, it’s a little sick, but I say blame it on the cultural climate.)

Here are a few celebs that have gone from loved to loathed, without any hope of return. Read More »


Candy Dish: What’s With All The ‘Quakes, Baja?

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4 earthquakes hit Mexico’s Gulf of California!?

Mischa Barton is doing great. According to Mischa.

Does commitment suit you?

When did Samuel Jackson get so creepy?

Jessica Simpson shouldn’t be allowed near a computer.

Well, that’s one way to help a victim of assault.


Celebretard Showdown: Mischa Barton vs. Tara Reid

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There are a lot of celebrities out there that simply disappear, whether it be voluntarily or due to lack of talent/rehab/Bermuda triangle.  There are a couple that have massive amounts of issues, yet refuse to disappear.  In fact, they seem to pop up everywhere, strutting around uninvited on every red carpet.  People like Bai Ling and Paris Hilton are prime examples.

More recently, we have Mischa Barton.  I gotta admit, I really do enjoy watching a mediocre TV actress fall from grace (and she fell hard!).  Oh, speaking of mediocre actresses, I think I heard the other day that Tara Reid has teamed up with the douchebag powerhouse that is Christian Audigier to design some piece of crap that I’ll certainly see all around campus.  Yay.

In light of that wonderful piece of news, I think it’s time to pair up a couple of the most washed up faces in Hollywood:  Mischa Barton and Tara Reid. Read More »


Candy Dish: Rest In Peace, Walter Cronkite

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Another legend is lost.

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler’s near death experience.

Feminism is alive and well online.

Are you washing those makeup sponges?

Mischa Barton on suicide watch.

Fashion takes a major hit in this economy.


Candy Dish: Kendra Wilkinson Makes Pregnancy Look Hot

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TTFN, cellulite!

Something’s wrong with Mischa Barton.

Not everything in the world has gone to crap.

Oprah is really influential.

Foods that shrink your stomach.


Candy Dish: Chuck Bass Loves the Snacks

0303_ed_westwick_splashChuck Bass is getting fat.

Mischa Barton
claws her way back to fame.

A guide to makeup brushes.

Get a freaking room, Speidi!

Need to file taxes?

Sad ending for Angels pitcher.


Trend Alert: The Forehead Headband

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[Post courtesy of out friends at StyleBakery.com. For more awesome fashion, style and beauty news, check them out!]

What do Mischa Barton, Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie all have in common? They’re all embracing their inner hippie by sporting the forehead headband.

Now, we have to admit, we weren’t on board with this trend at first. Seriously, why not just push the headband back off your forehead? But after much consideration, and a few times actually sporting the trend ourselves, we’re convinced … once in awhile, it’s fun to feel like a flower child! And tons of fabulous fashion and accessory designers are getting in on the trend by creating headbands specifically for the purpose of being worn around the forehead, not pushed back up onto the crown. Check out our new faves. Read More »


Candy Dish: Still More Chris Brown and Rihanna Shiz

richris.jpgUm, are Rihanna and Chris Brown married?!

Harry Potter actor killed. Killer finally convicted.

Madonna is not a Britney fan.

10 essential beauty products.

A Spring Break breadown.

Haagen Dazs’ latest ice cream innovation.

Why do people still care about Mischa Barton?

OMFG. Is the high heeled sneaker back?!

Spotted: Georgina back on the UES.

A whitening toothpaste that actually works.

The Jonas Brothers are shirtless!!!!!! (Excitement enhanced.)

Supporting McCain will kill your love life.


Candy Dish: The Bacon Explosion

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This looks healthy.

There is going to be another Hasselbeck running around.

Will Obama’s bailout plan work?

The Biggest Losers love their armpits?

Looks like the Arrested Development movie is a go!

That’s awkward, Mrs. News Anchor.

5 fashion choices that turn men off.

President Barack vs. Elephant Barack.

This tattoo can’t be real, can it?

Mischa Barton will do anything to get back into the limelight.

Dorm food causing some…er…digestion issues? Try yoga!