You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?

Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?

Yea, me neither.

Apparently, for this chick, it’s not an unimaginable thing, cause George Clooney, world’s most eligible bachelor and #1 “DILF without the dad”, is now her boyfriend.

Sarah Lawson, who got into a motorcycle accident with Clooney a few days ago and got injured with a broken foot, was his cocktail waitress at the Moon nightclub in Vegas.

Gee, I wonder why he hit on her? Maybe it was the metallic bikini. Or the go-go boots. Read More »